- [last lines]
- Maggie: This is it for me. I am on the first fuckin' plane back to Newark. Uh-uh. I am sorry, family, Kathy, Bobby, uncle, ghosts. I am sick of this nanny shit. I've had it. This was not in the job description. I quit!
- Arthur Kriticos: He wasn't too popular. My dad said he squandered the family fortune.
- Kathy Kriticos: We have a family fortune?
- Arthur Kriticos: Well, no. Cyrus squandered it.
- Rafkin: [notices several of the ectoplasmic doors are open] What the hell? Give me those!
- [takes Maggie's glasses]
- Rafkin: Let me see. Why are these open? I was down here before. They weren't open.
- [the Hammer spikes the ectoplasmic wall frame with his hammer]
- Rafkin: Oh, God! I hate it when they do that!
- Maggie: Do what?
- Rafkin: They wait for your to stick your face right up against the glass! And then give you a big, fat "boo"!
- Maggie Bess: Bobby, don't call your sister a slut.
- Kathy Kriticos: Thank you, Maggie.
- Maggie Bess: I prefer the term 'bitch'.
- Maggie Bess: Hey, Bobby, isn't that great, you got a late uncle.
- Robert 'Bobby' Kriticos: What's he late for?
- Kathy Kriticos: His next birthday.
- Dennis Rafkin: I know this is gonna sound completely whacked, all right? But just - just stay with me. I used to hunt displaced spiritual energies with your uncle.
- Arthur Kriticos: I'm sorry?
- Dennis Rafkin: Uhh, P.K. agents. Revenants. Uh, uh, uh - Like wraiths. Wraiths? Do you have any idea what I'm talking about?
- Arthur Kriticos: [chuckling nervously and shaking his head "No"] Uhh...
- Dennis Rafkin: That's okay. That's okay, I - I'll do this the easy way. Ghosts, Arthur. I used to - I used to hunt ghosts with your uncle Cyrus.
- Arthur Kriticos: [after a pause] Goats?
- Dennis Rafkin: GHOSTS! Ghosts, goddammit! Listen to me!
- Arthur Kriticos: I told them not to leave this spot.
- Dennis Rafkin: They're kids - what do you expect?
- Arthur Kriticos: Yeah, well, thank you, Dr. Phil.
- Arthur Kriticos: Okay, I want you guys to stay right here. Don't move.
- Kathy Kriticos: Dad, you're being paranoid and over-protective.
- Arthur Kriticos: Yeah, of all this stuff!
- Dennis Rafkin: I hate this job...
- Kalina: Yeah, well, it doesn't seem to like you much either. I wonder why.
- Dennis Rafkin: You have something to say, say it.
- Kalina: All right, let's start with... THIS IS ALL YOUR GODDAMN FAULT! If you hadn't caught them we wouldn't be running from them, now would we?
- Dennis Rafkin: It's his uncle that built the damn house!
- Kalina: Yeah, but you helped him! How could you help him without knowing what he was doing?
- Dennis Rafkin: I had my reasons...
- Kalina: Money, you parasite, you stole people's souls for money! How depraved is that?
- Dennis Rafkin: If you hadn't noticed, I'M A LITTLE BIT OF A FREAK! I come within ten feet of anything dead I go into seizures. I touch somebody, and a whole life full of shit flashes in front of my eyes! Alright? So yeah, I'm depraved. But Cyrus was my friend and he accepted me, so...
- Kalina: [laughs] He didn't accept you! You're so pathetic! He used you!
- Arthur Kriticos: Shut up! Both of you. Cut him some slack, would you? What difference does it make?
- Kalina: [looks at Dennis, shocked] You didn't tell him, did you?
- Arthur Kriticos: [panicked] Oh God, what? What? Tell me what? What now?
- Kalina: About the fourth ghost.
- Dennis Rafkin: No, don't do this... I didn't tell him, don't do this!
- Kalina: He has a right to know!
- Arthur Kriticos: What about the fourth ghost?
- Kalina: St Luke's hospital. Six months ago.
- Arthur Kriticos: [slowly realizing] You're saying... my wife's spirit is trapped in this house?
- Dennis Rafkin: I didn't know you... I didn't know her. I didn't know she had a husband...
- Arthur Kriticos: [attacks Dennis in a fit of rage, tackling him to the ground] Why? In God's name, why? Why her?
- Dennis Rafkin: I don't know why! Cyrus handpicked them all, including your wife. I found out who you were, and God, I've been trying to help you!
- Arthur Kriticos: You call this help? She's right! This is all your goddamn fault!
- Susan LeGrow, The Bound Woman: Bobby. Down here.
- Robert 'Bobby' Kriticos: Maggie?
- Susan LeGrow, The Bound Woman: Come on down and play.
- Robert 'Bobby' Kriticos: Is that you? Maggie! Stop playing games.
- Susan LeGrow, The Bound Woman: Bobby? I have something for you. We'll have lots of fun, Bobby.
- Jean Kriticos, The Withered Lover: Don't come down, Bobby. Stay upstairs. Don't follow her.
- Susan LeGrow, The Bound Woman: Down here, Bobby.
- Jean Kriticos, The Withered Lover: Bobby, don't come down.
- Susan LeGrow, The Bound Woman: Bobby. Around the corner.
- Jean Kriticos, The Withered Lover: Don't come down here!
- Susan LeGrow, The Bound Woman: That's it, Bobby.
- Robert 'Bobby' Kriticos: Guys, I'm gonna tell Dad!
- Jean Kriticos, The Withered Lover: Bobby! Bobby!
- [first lines]
- Cyrus Kriticos: Is it bad tonight?
- Rafkin: Bad? That's one way to describe it. "Insane" seems a little more appropriate.