This isn't really a flick, there is a story involved but it's more about a compilation of existing zombie flicks. Was it worth watching? Yes, because for example from "Zombie" you will see the best shots, the zombie on the yacht, some nudity and the shark fighting with the zombie. But there is worse too, the fragments from "The Invisible Dead" are so bad, the zombies aren't frightening, the mos scary part is when the girl undresses in gratuitous style and shows her body for the camera, full frontal and you see how many pubic hair there could be on a pussy. Man, that's frightening, wake up with something like that laying beside you! And the worst zombie flick is in it too, worth watching, Zombie Lake, the zombies are just face painted in green and some really bad acting but the most important part of this flick is the nudity. So this flick here, Zombiethon, isn't really bad but it is a docu on zombies, one to see with your friends and lot of beer.
9 Reviews
Great For What It Is, Which Is A Complete Theft
gavin694227 October 2010
How does one review "Zombiethon"? From executive producer Charles Band (of Full Moon), this is nothing but a series of clips from zombie films, mostly or completely European ones that may be hard to find (or were at the time).
I cannot say the gore is good, even though it is, because this film's creators did not make the gore, they just took clips of it. There is no plot, no acting. It is really just clip after clip of zombies attacking. If you love zombies, this might be something you want to check out... I could also see this being a good film to play in the background at a party or something.
There is a non-stop barrage of naked women frolicking (often with other naked women), which you might like, and there are some good scenes from Lucio Fulci's films -- some eye-gouging and the wonderful zombie versus shark scene. I guess since in 1986 you could not easily obtain the originals, this might have been a good idea, but now it just seems like another cheap Charlie Band maneuver (and you almost have to wonder if the people who own the rights to these films should not try to shut this picture down).
The film was once distributed by Wizard Video, though to the best of my knowledge they have been gone since the late 80s or early 90s. There is a rumor that Band has been re-issuing titles under the Wizard Video banner because of the popularity of the box art, but I know nothing about this. I saw "Zombiethon" on Netflix, and I think that may be its only existence.
I cannot say the gore is good, even though it is, because this film's creators did not make the gore, they just took clips of it. There is no plot, no acting. It is really just clip after clip of zombies attacking. If you love zombies, this might be something you want to check out... I could also see this being a good film to play in the background at a party or something.
There is a non-stop barrage of naked women frolicking (often with other naked women), which you might like, and there are some good scenes from Lucio Fulci's films -- some eye-gouging and the wonderful zombie versus shark scene. I guess since in 1986 you could not easily obtain the originals, this might have been a good idea, but now it just seems like another cheap Charlie Band maneuver (and you almost have to wonder if the people who own the rights to these films should not try to shut this picture down).
The film was once distributed by Wizard Video, though to the best of my knowledge they have been gone since the late 80s or early 90s. There is a rumor that Band has been re-issuing titles under the Wizard Video banner because of the popularity of the box art, but I know nothing about this. I saw "Zombiethon" on Netflix, and I think that may be its only existence.
If You have nothing else to do...
ricardovs276 June 2006
A compilation of zombie clips whose only true reason for existence is showing a lot of movies that have never reached our shores here in Brazil, due to the fact we were living in a hardcore military dictatorship at the time of the depicted movies release. So, it was an undying pleasure to finally see some scenes from "Zombie" and "Fear", of Lucio Fulci, that were censored and banned in my country. The other clips are all right, but the poor production and involuntarily funny special effects shown, together with the nudity exploitation, harm a little the experience of watching them; although it is always interesting to see European horror movies because of the different atmosphere and general delirious climate of such flicks. The linking segments are OK, but nothing memorable and with a glimpse of welcome irony. I give thumbs up, but stays in the average.
zombie clip compilation more interesting for the linking segments & non-zombie Eurohorror clips
FieCrier28 September 2005
Basically just a clip compilation, though with some original linking segments. The zombie movie clips themselves show a lot of zombies and female nudity, including (thanks to Zombie Lake and The Invisible Dead) a fair amount of full-frontal nudity. Most zombie fans will have seen all these movies (a mix of classic and pointless clips from them are used), so it's disappointing some more obscure zombie films weren't put in the mix. There are some more obscure movies, yet they aren't zombie movies, but I guess ZombieandEuroHorrorThon doesn't roll off the tongue as easily. And they would have had to make some linking segments in which Howard Vernon chases people into the theater or something.
In the first of these linking segments, a woman dressed a bit like a schoolgirl is chased by a (rubber-masked) zombie in an overgrown garden, and takes refuge in an old movie theater... filled with zombies watching the zombie movie clips. This is followed by clips from Fulci's Zombie.
In the next, a sunbather is confronted with an armored or robotic zombie of some kind, and she too runs to the theater. This is followed by clips from Zombie Lake.
The third has a woman offering some dreamy narration over shots of crashing waves. Dressed in flowing white clothing, she goes down to the beach while a woman somewhere else uses a voodoo doll to revive a zombie, which picks up the woman in white and takes her to the theater. This is followed by clips from Oasis of the Zombies.
The next segment has a woman with her young daughter in deserted streets that a zombie also wanders. Surprisingly, this does not conclude with them going to the theater. There's a title card with a quote attributed to Hieronimus A. Steinback from the 17th century, "For centuries, theologists, philosophers and poets have delved into the universe in search of proof of the existence of the devil. It would have been sufficient to look into the depths of their own souls." This is followed by clips from the somewhat rare Fear AKA L' Ossessione che uccide (1981). There are no zombies in it, but because it features the gorgeous Laura Gemser, no one should object too much. Actually, there is a zombie in it briefly, in what I gather (from a review of Fear by Mike Martinez of Kult Movie Maximus) is a dream sequence. An axe and a chainsaw get used in it, and there's a lame giant spider and some fake bats. I'd like to see this one now!
The Fear clip returns us to the theater, where the zombie projectionist is having some difficulties and is making the zombie patrons impatient. When he finally gets things working again, there's clips from The Invisible Dead. This relatively little-seen movie is not a zombie flick either. Evidently Wizard Video, which produced Zombiethon, distributed this also and used their video box art for Invisible Dead to create the impression it was a zombie movie as well. This one seems like it could be amusing.
The woman and her child show up in the theater just as some odd random images are showing. The child is not phased at all, hitting a zombie over the head with a pink balloon, and bothering it with a party whistle. When the projectionist gets things rolling (he's not very good) a title "The Pre-Halloween Late Show" comes up, followed by clips from A Virgin Among the Living Dead.
After a brief shot of the zombies, we get clips from The Astro-Zombies. It's one of a number of really cheap horror movies John Carradine appeared in, copying Lugosi's career, seemingly. Director Ted V. Mikels directed a sequel to this 1969 movie of his in 2002! In the final segment, the zombies have a party in the theater. Supposedly Zombiethon features clips from White Zombie, but I seem to have missed those.
In the first of these linking segments, a woman dressed a bit like a schoolgirl is chased by a (rubber-masked) zombie in an overgrown garden, and takes refuge in an old movie theater... filled with zombies watching the zombie movie clips. This is followed by clips from Fulci's Zombie.
In the next, a sunbather is confronted with an armored or robotic zombie of some kind, and she too runs to the theater. This is followed by clips from Zombie Lake.
The third has a woman offering some dreamy narration over shots of crashing waves. Dressed in flowing white clothing, she goes down to the beach while a woman somewhere else uses a voodoo doll to revive a zombie, which picks up the woman in white and takes her to the theater. This is followed by clips from Oasis of the Zombies.
The next segment has a woman with her young daughter in deserted streets that a zombie also wanders. Surprisingly, this does not conclude with them going to the theater. There's a title card with a quote attributed to Hieronimus A. Steinback from the 17th century, "For centuries, theologists, philosophers and poets have delved into the universe in search of proof of the existence of the devil. It would have been sufficient to look into the depths of their own souls." This is followed by clips from the somewhat rare Fear AKA L' Ossessione che uccide (1981). There are no zombies in it, but because it features the gorgeous Laura Gemser, no one should object too much. Actually, there is a zombie in it briefly, in what I gather (from a review of Fear by Mike Martinez of Kult Movie Maximus) is a dream sequence. An axe and a chainsaw get used in it, and there's a lame giant spider and some fake bats. I'd like to see this one now!
The Fear clip returns us to the theater, where the zombie projectionist is having some difficulties and is making the zombie patrons impatient. When he finally gets things working again, there's clips from The Invisible Dead. This relatively little-seen movie is not a zombie flick either. Evidently Wizard Video, which produced Zombiethon, distributed this also and used their video box art for Invisible Dead to create the impression it was a zombie movie as well. This one seems like it could be amusing.
The woman and her child show up in the theater just as some odd random images are showing. The child is not phased at all, hitting a zombie over the head with a pink balloon, and bothering it with a party whistle. When the projectionist gets things rolling (he's not very good) a title "The Pre-Halloween Late Show" comes up, followed by clips from A Virgin Among the Living Dead.
After a brief shot of the zombies, we get clips from The Astro-Zombies. It's one of a number of really cheap horror movies John Carradine appeared in, copying Lugosi's career, seemingly. Director Ted V. Mikels directed a sequel to this 1969 movie of his in 2002! In the final segment, the zombies have a party in the theater. Supposedly Zombiethon features clips from White Zombie, but I seem to have missed those.
The title says it all!!!
soggycow8 July 2000
"Zombiethon" is basically a plotless compilation of much of the gore and nudity from various zombie movies. Clips are shown from "Zombie," "Astro-Zombies," "The Invisible Dead," "Zombie Lake," "Zombie 4: After Death," "Fear" (which actually does not contain zombies), and "Oasis of the Zombies." The clips for each of these movies vary in length. If the zombie sub-genre is a personal favorite, then this is truly a treat, but for most people this is not worthwhile.
The "plot" tells of a bunch of zombies in a movie theater watching zombie movies. This really just acts for linkage between the previously mentioned clips. From "Zombie," the shark scene, the infamous eye scene, and most of the rest of the zombie carnage are shown (along with the topless scuba diving and the scene in which Olga Karlatos takes a shower). From "Astro-Zombies," many pathetic looking scenes are shown, all of which lack gore and nudity. From "Zombie Lake," the scene in which a busload of girls go skinny dipping only to be fondled by the rising Nazi undead is shown. Clips from "Invisible Dead" bring many shots of nude women being fondled and undressed by an invisible force, and also give away the ending. The clips from the rest of the movies are in the same vein.
The few original scenes seem to have been well directed, there is no original script to judge, and acting varies based on what clips you are watching. The gore effects made specifically for this movie are campy and obviously fake, and, once again, gore effects taken from other movies vary (Zombie outshines everything else in this department).
"Zombiethon" is meant for those with a love for the zombie sub-genre. My rating: six out of ten.
The "plot" tells of a bunch of zombies in a movie theater watching zombie movies. This really just acts for linkage between the previously mentioned clips. From "Zombie," the shark scene, the infamous eye scene, and most of the rest of the zombie carnage are shown (along with the topless scuba diving and the scene in which Olga Karlatos takes a shower). From "Astro-Zombies," many pathetic looking scenes are shown, all of which lack gore and nudity. From "Zombie Lake," the scene in which a busload of girls go skinny dipping only to be fondled by the rising Nazi undead is shown. Clips from "Invisible Dead" bring many shots of nude women being fondled and undressed by an invisible force, and also give away the ending. The clips from the rest of the movies are in the same vein.
The few original scenes seem to have been well directed, there is no original script to judge, and acting varies based on what clips you are watching. The gore effects made specifically for this movie are campy and obviously fake, and, once again, gore effects taken from other movies vary (Zombie outshines everything else in this department).
"Zombiethon" is meant for those with a love for the zombie sub-genre. My rating: six out of ten.
Enjoyable zombie horror compilation
Woodyanders13 April 2015
Warning: Spoilers
Made up of nothing but the "good stuff" (i.e., gore and nudity) from a handful of mostly European drive-in fright flicks, this perfectly entertaining compilation breezes along at a zippy 73 minutes and hence doesn't overstay its welcome. The wrap-around segments feature various attractive young ladies being chased into the Del Rey Theater in Los Angeles where a gaggle of undead folks played by people in lovably cheap, yet still funky rubber Halloween masks are watching zombie horror pictures on the big screen, thus giving director Ken Dixon an excuse to show clips from Lucio Fulci's "Zombie" (the underwater shark sequence and the legendary splinter through the eye set piece are naturally shown, plus nudity), "Zombie Lake" (lots of naked chicks), "The Oasis of the Living Dead," "Dr. Orloff's Invisible Monster" (looks hilariously crappy, plus more nudity), "Fear" with Laura Gemser (no complaints about that), "A Virgin Among the Living Dead" (cue even more nudity), and the gloriously ghastly "The Astro Zombies." The scenes in the Del Rey Theater with the zombies engaging in dippy comedic antics are a hoot, with the sidesplitting highlight occurring when the bumbling zombie projectionist accidentally cuts off one of his fingers while trying to load a reel into the projector. Paula Singleton, Janielle Lewis, Janessa Lester, Tracy Burton, and Karrene Janyl Caudle are all quite fetching as the hapless lasses who serve as zombie magnets. Good trashy fun.
Goofy fun mixed with grindhouse sleaze
TheRowdyMan24 March 2022
One of serval direct-to-video tapes by exploitation king, Charles Band that showed gory highlights from films distributed by Wizard Video. The framing of this clip show centers around various women who are drawn for one reason or another to the El Rey theatre where an audience of zombies are watching clips from different zombie movies.
The warp-around segments featuring the women in trances and rubber masked zombies are goofy Halloween style fun. The clips are a spoiler reel of the highlights from grindhouse titles like Zombi 2, Zombie Lake and The Astro-Zombies. The clips themselves condense the films into a 5 to 10 minute highlight-reel of the gore and the nudity with very little plot points.
If you grew up a horror fan in the 1980's, this may have some nostalgia for this kind pre-internet "best of" film. And while some what entertaining, its serves nothing more than a interesting curio from the VHS-era.
The warp-around segments featuring the women in trances and rubber masked zombies are goofy Halloween style fun. The clips are a spoiler reel of the highlights from grindhouse titles like Zombi 2, Zombie Lake and The Astro-Zombies. The clips themselves condense the films into a 5 to 10 minute highlight-reel of the gore and the nudity with very little plot points.
If you grew up a horror fan in the 1980's, this may have some nostalgia for this kind pre-internet "best of" film. And while some what entertaining, its serves nothing more than a interesting curio from the VHS-era.
Might Have Been Useful at One Time But There Are Better Options Today
Michael_Elliott15 August 2012
Zombiethon (1986)
** (out of 4)
Charles Band and Wizard Video made three compilation movies beginning with THE BEST OF SEX AND VIOLENCE and followed by FILMGORE and finally this film, which takes a look at the zombie films in their library. It's easy to see why so many of these compilation videos were released during the VHS boom since it was an easy way for studios to put something out there and gain attention for movies that fans might enjoy. I mean, someone could rent this, enjoy the film clips and then want to rent or buy the movie, which just means more money into the pocket of the company. This documentary offers clips from ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE LAKE, OASIS OF THE ZOMBIES, FEAR, DR. ORLOFF'S INVISIBLE MONSTER, A VIRGIN AMONG THE LIVING DEAD and THE ASTRO-ZOMBIES. When viewed today, this documentary is mainly going to be for those who enjoy the throwback of watching something from the 80s. Outside of that this thing really doesn't offer too much because all of these films are now available in much better editions so if you want to see them there are better options. The quality of the clips are quite low and stuff like ZOMBIE are shown P&S, which is just a horrid way to see the clips. The funny thing is that the clips shows are all the 'big' scenes so if you hadn't seen the movie, watching the clips here would pretty much ruin the experience. It's also worth noting that Jess Franco's A VIRGIN AMONG THE LIVING DEAD, the best film of the group, isn't even a zombie movie but when Wizard released it they hired Jean Rollin to film new zombie scenes and add it into the film. So, needless to say, it would best to see the original version but at least the alternate scenes are here to view. ZOMBIETHON also features some new scenes of beautiful women being chased into the El Ray theater being chased by solo zombies.
** (out of 4)
Charles Band and Wizard Video made three compilation movies beginning with THE BEST OF SEX AND VIOLENCE and followed by FILMGORE and finally this film, which takes a look at the zombie films in their library. It's easy to see why so many of these compilation videos were released during the VHS boom since it was an easy way for studios to put something out there and gain attention for movies that fans might enjoy. I mean, someone could rent this, enjoy the film clips and then want to rent or buy the movie, which just means more money into the pocket of the company. This documentary offers clips from ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE LAKE, OASIS OF THE ZOMBIES, FEAR, DR. ORLOFF'S INVISIBLE MONSTER, A VIRGIN AMONG THE LIVING DEAD and THE ASTRO-ZOMBIES. When viewed today, this documentary is mainly going to be for those who enjoy the throwback of watching something from the 80s. Outside of that this thing really doesn't offer too much because all of these films are now available in much better editions so if you want to see them there are better options. The quality of the clips are quite low and stuff like ZOMBIE are shown P&S, which is just a horrid way to see the clips. The funny thing is that the clips shows are all the 'big' scenes so if you hadn't seen the movie, watching the clips here would pretty much ruin the experience. It's also worth noting that Jess Franco's A VIRGIN AMONG THE LIVING DEAD, the best film of the group, isn't even a zombie movie but when Wizard released it they hired Jean Rollin to film new zombie scenes and add it into the film. So, needless to say, it would best to see the original version but at least the alternate scenes are here to view. ZOMBIETHON also features some new scenes of beautiful women being chased into the El Ray theater being chased by solo zombies.
So bad it's awesome!
Krazyzark12 March 2011
This film is a horribly convoluted mish-mash of clips from various (mostly European) zombie films. That being said, if you enjoy any of the following three things, you may just love Zombiethon: 70s/80s zombie films, naked women, Family Guy style randomness.
Zombiethon combines the campiness of both the zombie films and softcore nudity of 70s and 80s cinema, and even has one segment which seems to be a horror buff's Jeffery Dahmer inspired take on Family Guy style cutaways.
Get a few friends, have some drinks and don't slack off on the smart-aleck comments, because this film is a riot!
Zombiethon combines the campiness of both the zombie films and softcore nudity of 70s and 80s cinema, and even has one segment which seems to be a horror buff's Jeffery Dahmer inspired take on Family Guy style cutaways.
Get a few friends, have some drinks and don't slack off on the smart-aleck comments, because this film is a riot!
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