The Weber Show (2000–2001)

Steven Weber: Jack Nagle

Quotes 

• Jack Nagle : Well, I have a job. The hours are more but the pay is much worse.

• Jack Nagle : So, is there someone else?

  Katie : Actually...yes.

  Jack Nagle : So, what's his name?

  Katie : We can figure that out later.

• Bill Elricht : You know who you remind me of?

  Jack Nagle : Joey Fitone of N Sync?

  Bill Elricht : No, I, I don't see that at all. No, you remind me of a young Bill Elricht. Why, when I was your age, I took ass-kissing so seriously I crawled right up my boss's butt, straight through his intestines and came out the head of the company!

  Jack Nagle : And you didn't let little things like friends and loved ones slow you down?

  Bill Elricht : Hell no. You know what I said to my wife the day she asked me for a divorce?

  Jack Nagle : What?

  Bill Elricht : "Okay." As far as friends go, I've got a ton of people who are nice to me simply because I'm rich, it's effortless!

  Jack Nagle : Your cup runneth over, sir.