The Quickie (2001)

Vladimir Mashkov: Oleg

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• Oleg : You know, I've never fucked a cockroach killer before.

  Lisa : Nice. I've never fucked a Russian.

• Oleg : You like the house, don't you?

  Anna : I hate this house. I hate it. I hate everything it stands for. And I will never live in this house, and neither will Alex.

  Alex : Aw, come on!

  Anna : We are leaving tomorrow.

  Oleg : [slams his hand on the table]  Now you listen to me. I bought this fucking house for you. If you ever want to see another penny from me, then you're going to fucking live here and we are gonna be a fucking family, and that's an order.

  Anna : [after Oleg leaves the room]  Over my dead body.

• Oleg : I wanna play a game with you.

  Call Girl : Okay, what kind of game? I don't do kinky.

  Oleg : This isn't at all kinky. You just have to watch. It's called Russian Roulette.

  [pulls out a handgun] 

  Oleg : Relax. You want more money?

  Call Girl : Yeah.

  Oleg : [throws more money on the bed]  Okay?

  Call Girl : Yeah.

  Oleg : Here's the game: You have to bet that money I gave you on whether I live,

  [puts one bullet in the gun, spins the cylinder, and closes the cylinder] 

  Oleg : or I die.

  Call Girl : What do you mean?

  Oleg : I mean, you have to bet when I pull this trigger,

  [points gun at his head] 

  Oleg : I'm going to live or I'm going to die.

  Call Girl : I can't do that. I - I don't think I like this game.

  Oleg : It's very Russian. Come on, place your bet. What's it going to be?

  Call Girl : [puts all her money on the bed]  Four-thousand says you die, you crazy fuck!

  Oleg : [pulls the trigger, but no shot was made]  Sorry,

  [takes money away from her] 

  Oleg : this just wasn't your lucky night.

  Call Girl : You cheap asshole. You knew!

  Oleg : [after she leaves the bed room]  No, I didn't know.

• Call Girl : Can we try again? I thought maybe you'd like to play that game again. I didn't get a fair chance.

  Oleg : Take the money and get lost.

  Call Girl : Thanks.

• Oleg : You need money, huh?

  Lisa : Yeah, most people do. Do you?

  Oleg : No, I'm more of the philanthropic type.

• James : I got a call from Moscow, there's a problem.

  Oleg : Relax, there's always problems in Moscow.

• Oleg : [to Alex]  You wanna play with guns? Then you must be ready to kill. You understand? Kill. And if you are wrong, fuck it, it's still the right thing to do.

• Oleg : Listen, how would you like to make another four-hundred?

  Lisa : For what, cleaning up the rest of your house?

  Oleg : No, a quickie.

  Lisa : Oh, I don't think you're up for that!

  Oleg : You're right, but I'm willing to try.

  Lisa : I think you're gonna have alot more luck with those girlies at the pool.

• Lisa : I should go.

  Oleg : No, stay.

  Lisa : Why?

  Oleg : I told you I'm lonely, I need somebody. I'll pay you.

  Lisa : [pauses]  How much?

  Oleg : How much do you want?

  Lisa : Alot. And I'm not gonna fuck you.

  Oleg : It's a deal.

  [pause] 

  Oleg : I like being with you.