Guide to Golf Style and Etiquette (1995 Video)
James R. Sweeney: Dr. Buttman
Quotes
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Rodney : [waiting for Dr. Buttman to tee off] We should've brought a deck of cards.
[after more waiting]
Rodney : Hey let's go, while we're young!
Dr. Buttman : Do you mind? I'm concentrating on my shot.
Rodney : How much you wanna bet you slice it into the mountain?
Dr. Buttman : I don't gamble.
Rodney : You don't gamble? Are you kidding? Look at your wife! And tell her to wash her hair, there's flowers growing in it!
[referring to her flower hat]
Mrs. Buttman : Aaaah!
[cries]
Rodney : Oh, a screamer! Hey doc, you wanna make your wife scream during sex? Tell her you banged her sister.
Dr. Buttman : How dare you!
Buddy : You really should be careful what you say to him, Rodney. That's Dr. Buttman. He and his wife are one of the founders of the country club.
Rodney : He's a founder, huh? I don't know where he found her, he should've left her there.
Buddy : Dr. Buttman is a very prominent proctologist.
Rodney : A proctologist? Oh, you must love it out here! Usually, he gets no view.
Buddy : That's his wife, Mary, and his son, Spencer. Spencer's also a proctologist.
Rodney : Really? Hey, doc, I guess when you retire, you leave all your assholes to Spencer here, huh?