Laughter on the 23rd Floor (2001 TV Movie)

Dan Castellaneta: Milt Fields

Quotes 

• Lucas : My name is Lucas.

  Milt : Not Arnie?

  Lucas : No, Lucas.

  Milt : Too Late. I already learned Arnie.

• [Re: Max's health] 

  Val : God forgive me for saying this word: Nervous breakdown!

  Milt : That's two words. God will never forgive you!

• [With a thick Russian accent] 

  Val : Go feck yourself.

  Milt : There's no such word as feck. A person cannot go feck themselves. You cannot be an American citizen until you learn to say "Go fuck yourself."

  Val : Kiss my Naturalization papers.

• Val : My dog dreams funnier than you.

  Milt : My dog can say, "Fucking pumpernickel."

• Max : I want to hit something else. Something big, expensive.

  Milt : There's a bank across the street, Max.

• Brian : In thirty years, these guys'll be writing game shows and I'll be the Preisdent of M-G-M, screwing Lana Turner.

  Milt : When she's sixty-two? Why?

• Val : You think it's funny that Max called me at 12 AM midnight?

  Milt : Only when you say it.