Stick Around (1977 TV Movie)
Andy Kaufman: Andy, the Robot
Quotes
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Burglar : I got something you'll get a kick out of...
[pulls a gun out of his satchel]
Vance Keefer : Oh yeah? Oh, wow! That-that's beautiful. Can I see it?
Burglar : Sure.
[hands him the gun]
Burglar : That's the old thirty-eight.
Vance Keefer : Yeah.
Burglar : You know anything about them?
Vance Keefer : Oh yeah, yeah - police special; boom! That's ah, well they were made in nineteen thirty-eight.
Burglar : It means thirty-eight caliber.
Vance Keefer : That's ah, that's very nice. Nothing like an old-fashioned gun.
[hands in back]
Burglar : Nothing like an old-fashioned stick up.
Vance Keefer : What?
Burglar : Get your hands up!
Vance Keefer : Wait, wait, wait, hold it! Andy!
Burglar : Where's the money?
Vance Keefer : Listen, for your own good, I'm warning you: Andy here is a robot; he-he-he's incredibly strong. You-you can't even hurt him! He-he's bullit proof.
Andy, the Robot : No I'm not.
Vance Keefer : Now-now I'm warning you, I'm warning you, mister: he's quick, he-he's fast, he's brutal, he-he'll be on your in a second. Take him, Andy.
[snaps his fingers]
Andy, the Robot : But, take him where?
[turning around after being shoved at the burglar]
Vance Keefer : Do something!
Andy, the Robot : Right! Ehhh, excuse me.
[leaves to the back]
Burglar : Sure.
Vance Keefer : Ah, Andy, Andy, wha-what are you doing?
Andy, the Robot : Here's the money, mister.
[handing him all the store's money]
Burglar : Is there anymore?
Vance Keefer : No!
Andy, the Robot : But what about the money in thee back, Vance? I get it. Excuse me.
[leaves again for the rest of the money]