American Pie 2 (2001)

Thomas Ian Nicholas: Kevin Myers

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• Kevin : So, how are the twig and giggleberries this morning?

  Jim : Oh, very colorful, my dick looks like a paint by number.

  Stifler : Jim, you're the only guy I know who's dick needs an instruction manual.

• Stifler : [after Finch got into Stifler's mom's car and driving off]  Hey, where's shit-break?

  Jim : Uh, at the movies.

  Kevin : Took the bus.

  Oz : Coffee.

  Stifler : Wait a second... Who the fuck was in that car?

• Kevin : My brother said by the end of the summer I'll get the big picture. And I see it. No matter what, times change, things are different. But the problem is, I don't want them to be.

• Stifler : Who the hell was that?

  Oz : That was uh... that was...

  Jim : Was someone was lost looking for the lake.

  Kevin : Yeah.

  Oz : Yeah, turned around.

  Stifler : What a dumbass, the lake's right there.

• Finch : Go fish.

  Kevin : Finch, we're playing gin!

  Finch : Oh, well... gin.

• Jim : You got laid in an art museum?

  Finch : The Met. Oh, and the Guggenheim with Francesca.

  Jim : The Guggenheim?

  Finch : And then my Social Psyche professor in Baskin-Robbins.

  Jim : Alright, enough Finch.

  Finch : But, I'll tell you none of these women even compares to...

  Jim , Oz , Kevin : Stifler's mom!

  Finch : Stifler's mom is a goddess.

• Kevin : I guess I was livin' in the past, you know, wanting to party with you guys and be with Vicky. It's just like high school. Remember that day after prom? You know, we made a toast to the next step. I guess I never took it.

• Stifler : Hey, where's shitbrick?

  Kevin , Jim , Oz : Movies, took the bus, coffee.

  Stifler : Wait a second.

  Stifler : Who the fuck was in that car?