- Crazy Claws: This ice should go on a diet. It isn't thin enough!
- Rawhide Clyde: Are you joshing, stranger?
- Crazy Claws: No, I'm Crazy Claws!
- Clyde: It's that there cat critter!
- Crazy Claws: Don't be formal, call me Crazy, or you might call me later, but if you do call me later I'll be gone!
- [Clyde reveals his desire to trap Crazy Claws]
- Crazy Claws: Just use your head, although I must say it looks pretty well used already!
- Crazy Claws: I just love the snow, except for those flakes!
- Crazy Claws: What's that?
- Clyde: Well, godarn it, read the sign, you varmit!
- Crazy Claws: Thin ice. Okay, I'll go find some fat ice!
- [Crazy Claws has skated right over the thin ice]
- Clyde: Now how come he didn't fall through? I just naturally don't understand it!
- Crazy Claws: It's okay, folks, he just naturally doesn't understand anything!
- Crazy Claws: Isn't that nice, it's a coming out party. I'll think I'll join them before they fall apart!
- [Clyde and The Ranger have just crashed through a tree]
- Crazy Claws: How's that for unpacking a trunk?