My Family (2000–2011)

Gabriel Thomson: Michael Harper

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Quotes 

• Susan : I have decided to put an end to this madness that is ruining all our lives.

  Michael : You're going to kill dad?

• [to Ben] 

  Michael : Sometimes you're treating me like I'm you.

• Michael : If I was smart, I'd have run away with the circus already.

• Ben : [grabs Michael on the neck from behind]  Right, gotcha!

  Michael : How long have you been waiting there?

  Ben : Hours. Where's my £60?

  Michael : I put it in the bank.

  Ben : At this time of night?

  Michael : Erm... I did it online.

  Ben : [looking puzzled]  I gave you cash!

  Michael : It's got a holographic modem.

  Ben : What's that?

  Michael : Well... you scan the bank notes into the feeder slot, which then converts them into cyber-pennies... which, then transmatterates them directly into my account.

  Ben : Well, transmatterate them back.

  Michael : Erm... you can't do it twice. They'll disintegrate.

  Ben : Come on! You can't fool me! I'm not your mother! If you can transmatterate them one way, you can transmatterate them back! Now, where's my cash?

• Janey : Abi, can you keep a secret?

  Abi : Oh, yeah. I've never told anyone about Michael's vandalism charge.

  Michael : [from the other room]  Hey!