.45 (2006)

Angus Macfadyen: Al

Quotes 

• Al : I really wanna change this time, Father. I'm just so sick and tired of being mean to my girl. I just, I wanna be, I wanna be a good man, you know? But I'm telling you. I just have this problem keeping it on my pants even when I'm in church praying every time I see a pretty girl walk up the aisle I just wanna crawl up underneath her shirt and...

  Father Duffel : And what do you do?

  Al : Well, I go back to praying, you know?

  Father Duffel : It's a good think you're trying. How do you think I feel?

  Al : What are you sayin'?

  Father Duffel : I have a line of woman who stand in front of me, and get on their knees, and open up their mouth, and stick our their tongue and look up at me and go "Ah".

  Al : What do you do?

  Father Duffel : I go back to praying.

  Al : That's fucked up. How can you say this? How can you think like this? These poor girls are coming to you for hope and you want them to suck your cock. You fucking disgust me.

  Father Duffel : I'm just a man, Al, with a collar and a cock.

  Al : Oh, you're gonna burn in hell.

  Father Duffel : I'm no better than you, no worse.

• Cop #1 : You fucking knew what you were supposed to do.

  Original Owner : I did what I was supposed to do.

  Al : Hey, you got this? Huh? Now get your fuckin' hands off my fuckin' dick and get out of here before I fuckin' file a harassment suit, you fucking fag bisexual fucking village people, huh?

• Kat : You promised me you'd get me out of this neighborhood! All right! Seaside Heights, or Rockway, or Ocean City or something. Look at you pissing on the fucking wall!

  Al : Fuck off!

  Kat : I want to see the real world.

  Al : The real world.

  Kat : I'm tired of this shit!

  Al : What fucking real world? You got the whole fucking world right here!