Royal Rumble (1992 TV Special)
Roddy Piper: Rowdy Roddy Piper
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Quotes
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Roddy Piper : [Backstage Promo on the Mountie] Well, what we're dealing with is one of the *original* Village People here, with his manager Jimmy Hart, who keeps kissing the belt leaving all that lipstick on it. I heard the Mountie out here saying
[mocks Mountie's speech]
Roddy Piper : "first thing I'm gonna do," pounds his chest, I don't know him, he's something.
[continues mocking Mountie]
Roddy Piper : "First thing I'm gonna do, I'm gonna take Piper's integrity!" Sounds like Jacques Cousteau trying to find a dry spot in the ocean. I ain't go no damn integrity! How do think I got so far?
[Mocks Mountie again]
Roddy Piper : "Second thing I'm gonna do, I'm gonna take Roddy Piper's manhood!" Huh? I come here to fight! I don't know what *you* come here to *do*! I come here to win *two* titles - I can't do that 'til I win the first one! I think you've been dreamin' and I think it's been all *wet* too.