Tinta roja (2000)

Gianfranco Brero: Faundez

Quotes 

• Faundez : Fuck those motherfuckin' mediocre college teachers!

• Faundez : A man that doesn't fuck is a public danger.

• Faundez : I'll pay for everything, including the whores!

  Van Gogh : Don Saul, let me hug you, you are a great boss!

• Alfonso : What about the erect penis?

  Faundez : You are a pain, damn it! How you gonna cut a dick that's dead?

  Alfonso : Well, maybe.

  Faundez : Maybe. Can I write now, or are you gonna bother me with your gay talk?

• Faundez : And by the way, when was the last time you dip wet your weasel?

  Alfonso : I beg your pardon?

  Faundez : When was the last time you had a quick one?

• Faundez : Damn, I'm horny as a boiling kettle!