The Scarecrow (2000)

Corey Feldman: Max

Quotes 

• Max : Listen to me! There's no such thing as a *girl* broom. Except for you, thank heaven, brooms are just brooms. They sweep, they pull down cobwebs, they poke something that may or may not be dead, but not one of them talks and they certainly don't fall in love!

• Max : Are you in their Scarecrow

  Scarecrow : I've got skin,honest to goodness human skin,and it hurts Max it really hurts. Go on hit me.

• Scarecrow : Did she make it. Did Polly and the children make it

  Max : They made it

  Scarecrow : Oh thank heavens

• Scarecrow : His got the feather Max,and he looks like me,no not me Scarecrow me Feathertop go. On Grimsam

  Max : Scarecrow

• Scarecrow : Haha I talked to her

  Max : You've crossed the line that's what you did

  Scarecrow : And tonight I'm gonna dance with her, hey I might get the chance to kiss her.

  Max : What planet are you from Venus

  Scarecrow : No Max,Venus isn't even close

  Max : Well it's about time you come down to earth.

• Max : Your gonna die

  Scarecrow : No not until there safe On bridge

• Scarecrow : Bristles you make sure the feather stays it. And before we know it,we'll get Polly's money back. Is it a plan

  Max : Definitely not

  Scarecrow : Are we in this together

  Max : No

  Scarecrow : Good now let's go find some cash

  Max : Why is a mouse the only one for reasoning.

• Scarecrow : Maybe I can get a job in town, No you can change the way I look you know a bit of makeup

  Max : What am I Max Factor

  Scarecrow : Ugh I wish I was human

  Miss Bee Bee : Hiya Scarecrow

  Scarecrow : Miss Beebee. Come on Miss Beebee come on come on

  Scarecrow : What Am I Suppose to do with this

  Max : Hit 911

  Miss Bee Bee : If you want eternal youth press one now

  Scarecrow : What

  Miss Bee Bee : If its for free will press 2 now

  Scarecrow : I need to look like a human

  Miss Bee Bee : If you wish was to become human now press 3. Good,now first we need to have a chat. You see you won't really be real. Your only an illusion

  Scarecrow : What do I have to do

  Miss Bee Bee : All you have to do is simply but the feather in your hat now listen

  Miss Bee Bee : Later Now look real life will only be yours when your willing to give your life to another. That's all im gonna tell you. Goodbye Scarecrow and good luck

• Scarecrow : Isn't this great now I can go up to her and say hello Polly I'm master Feathertop. It's ok all I have to do is... yikes alright I'm illusion alright. All i have to do is avoid mirrors. Bristles you make sure that the feather stays in,Max you make sure to keep Cheswick out,and before you know it we'll get Polly's money back. Is it a plan

  Max : Definitely not

  Scarecrow : Are we in this together

  Max : No

  Scarecrow : Good now let's go get some cash.

• Wooden : Count Grisham is hosting a dancing contest tomorrow night and all of you is invited. The winner will receive 52 pieces of silver. There is one rule however. Couples only

  Polly : This is perfect all I have to do is find a partner

  Max : Scarecrow you do not ask Polly to be your partner.

  Polly : You want me to be your partner

  Max : I give up

  Polly : That's hmm there is one thing.

• Max : Scarecrow,scarecrow. Why.did you not listen to me scarecrow Oh scarecrow poor thing,I try and make you nice... .sighs it just comes to this.

• Scarecrow : Yeah some friend would't let me dream

  Max : Please im asking ya lets go before someone gets hurt

• Scarecrow : Sitting here all alone,cause i'm nothing but straw. I've got the blues yes i've got the blues

  Max : What am I supermouse without his cape

• Polly : Who's there

  Max : One more word and i'll pull ever yank out i swear

• Scarecrow : I'm so stupid

  Max : Your not stupid. Stupid doesn't have enough vowels.

• Scarecrow : Ahw man how about my teeth. Do I have something stuck on my teeth.

  Max : No your teeth are fine.

• Scarecrow : No way this is so cool

  Max : My house is talking like a human. I'm talking like a human.

  Miss Bee Bee : Hi

  Scarecrow : Haha thank you so much. Oh I wanna do something for you oh I know I know

  Scarecrow : Ahhhhhh hahaha ahhhhh

• Max : Where are you going

  Scarecrow : I'm gonna find Polly

  Max : Why

  Scarecrow : To get her out of town

  Max : She doesn't want your help anymore Scarecrow.

  Scarecrow : What do you mean

  Max : It's over Scarecrow

• Max : Yeah and I go where the alley cats go by having a sign saying eat me,but they would know that cause I'm stinking.

• Max : Polly doesn't want your help anymore. Its over Scarecrow

  Scarecrow : What do you mean it's over

  Max : Your a scarecrow and you'll always be a scarecrow. You have to let her go.

  Scarecrow : But I love her Max sobs I love her.