The Scarecrow (2000)
Shawn Hoffman: Scarecrow
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Quotes
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Scarecrow : Don't flow to the music. Let the music flow to you.
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Grisham : How dare you humiliate me! Me! The greatest dancer in the Milky Way! And you. With all your silly little twitchy goofy chiving big pile of trash! You should've left town for my suggestion, featherchump.
Scarecrow : I'll be gone soon enough. Polly's buying her freedom in the morning and then we're getting married.
Grisham : You're going nowhere, pal! Do you know who I am? Take a look! Look at me!
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Scarecrow : She'll never marry you.
Grisham : Wanna bet? Make me look like Feathertop.
[He puts on the magic feather on his hat and is transformed into Feathertop]
Scarecrow : No!
Grisham : [as Feathertop]
[laughs evilly]
Grisham : Polly is mine and just when she thinks her dreams have all come true, I'll take her and her little goobers
[takes off the magic feather, now back to Grisham]
Grisham : straight back to the workhouse mill!
Scarecrow : I won't let you do this!
Grisham : How selfish are you? It's my big day and not everything is easy. Don't kill me. Don't marry my girl. Live a little.
Scarecrow : You're crazy to think she won't tell the difference. She'll know it's you. Anyone can smell a rat! You hear me?
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Scarecrow : Polly I
Polly : You still love me don't you
Scarecrow : Oh Polly more than you ever know. But we can never be together Polly
Scarecrow : I have to go away,and I can never come back
Polly : I don't understand
Scarecrow : I'm not who you think I am. I don't want what you deserve. I'm sorry Polly,I'll always remember you.
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Polly : Is this why they call you Feathertop
Scarecrow : Oh you can't touch that or I'll fall to pieces
Polly : I hope it works,i'm gonna need it
Scarecrow : You'll do fine. The key is this don't move to the music,let it move you. Because dancing isn't just steps,its a feeling in your heart,and if you can trust it,soon the world will fade away. And all you hear is music and all you feel is love.
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Scarecrow : I'm going to meet Polly tonight,by myself.
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Cheswick : Haha gentlemen meet the scarecrow
Magistrate : What's he talking about
Scarecrow : Hey I'm with you guys
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Scarecrow : Haha I talked to her
Max : You've crossed the line that's what you did
Scarecrow : And tonight I'm gonna dance with her, hey I might get the chance to kiss her.
Max : What planet are you from Venus
Scarecrow : No Max,Venus isn't even close
Max : Well it's about time you come down to earth.
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Scarecrow : If this is a dream awake me
Polly : Have I been here before
Scarecrow : If I gave myself just take me
Polly : Have I seen you before
Scarecrow : With my eyes I feel you
Polly : With every breath reveal you
Scarecrow : My everything
Scarecrow , Polly : There is nothing more
Polly : You are all that I give
Scarecrow : There is nothing more real
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Scarecrow : What is it I'd say. If I could find a way. To tell her heart deep inside my soul. Somehow thank you doesn't seem still efficent for my queen of hearts. I don't want to say hello,its its followed with goodbye. When she looks at me suddenly I'm free to love.
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Scarecrow : Come one come all. Come on everybody. I've got a little something here,I think you wanna see.
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Miss Bee Bee : Where are you going
Scarecrow , Miss Bee Bee : Polly might be coming tonight And then I noticed,he was falling in love with Polly. I wanted to talk to her so bad,but she could run into town. So there was only one solution
Scarecrow : Your going away
Miss Bee Bee : That's what life is about,helping others will you be careful. That means you too Bristles
Scarecrow : Im gonna miss you
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Scarecrow : I don't come with an owners manual Max. Sticks don't fail me now,.
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Scarecrow : Maybe I can get a job in town, No you can change the way I look you know a bit of makeup
Max : What am I Max Factor
Scarecrow : Ugh I wish I was human
Miss Bee Bee : Hiya Scarecrow
Scarecrow : Miss Beebee. Come on Miss Beebee come on come on
Scarecrow : What Am I Suppose to do with this
Max : Hit 911
Miss Bee Bee : If you want eternal youth press one now
Scarecrow : What
Miss Bee Bee : If its for free will press 2 now
Scarecrow : I need to look like a human
Miss Bee Bee : If you wish was to become human now press 3. Good,now first we need to have a chat. You see you won't really be real. Your only an illusion
Scarecrow : What do I have to do
Miss Bee Bee : All you have to do is simply but the feather in your hat now listen
Miss Bee Bee : Later Now look real life will only be yours when your willing to give your life to another. That's all im gonna tell you. Goodbye Scarecrow and good luck
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Scarecrow : Isn't this great now I can go up to her and say hello Polly I'm master Feathertop. It's ok all I have to do is... yikes alright I'm illusion alright. All i have to do is avoid mirrors. Bristles you make sure that the feather stays in,Max you make sure to keep Cheswick out,and before you know it we'll get Polly's money back. Is it a plan
Max : Definitely not
Scarecrow : Are we in this together
Max : No
Scarecrow : Good now let's go get some cash.
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Scarecrow : Guys can we talk about it. Great
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Scarecrow : You don't want to mess with this scarecrow,cause I am one bad scarecrow
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Scarecrow : No way this is so cool
Max : My house is talking like a human. I'm talking like a human.
Miss Bee Bee : Hi
Scarecrow : Haha thank you so much. Oh I wanna do something for you oh I know I know
Scarecrow : Ahhhhhh hahaha ahhhhh
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Miss Bee Bee : And you are gonna love being alive
Scarecrow : Are you kidding I can throw things,I can pick things up. So each arm costs me but hey arms grow on trees here.
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Scarecrow : On my immediate right wont you give a hand to Maxine the mouse. Everywhere she goes from a hand or hoe she'll break down the house she can rumble,she can cha cha cha she can boogie to the beat and all the boys say oh lala she's a sweetest star you see. Smile Max we are trying to win some money here
Scarecrow : Come one come all,come on everybody,I've got a little something here I think you wanna a see. And even I could learn a step or two. Would you like to see
Polly : Yes
Scarecrow : Then I don't mind if I do.
Townspeople : Come one come all come on everybody,we've gotta little something here I think you all to see
Scarecrow : Come on everyone Everyone I'll show you all you see Come on.
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Scarecrow : Ok rule number one is a big one.
