America's Sweethearts (2001)

Steve Pink: Limo Driver

Quotes 

• Lee : So, do you want to arrive first or second?

  Eddie : Second.

  Lee : Be right back.

  [goes to Gwen's limo] 

  Lee : He wants to go second.

  Kiki : Let him go second.

  Gwen : He can go second. No, wait a minute. He should go first. I don't want to look like his opening act. I want to go second.

  Kiki : She wants to go second.

  Lee : Second it is.

  [goes back to Eddie's limo] 

  Lee : She wants to go second.

  Eddie : Fine, let her come second. I don't care. Let her come behind me. That way she'll be able to see the knife she stuck in my back.

  Lee : Thank you.

  Kiki : [back at Gwen's limo]  Great! Second. We're all set.

  Gwen : Who cares?

  Kiki : She doesn't care.

  Gwen : Yes, I do! I'm going first!

  Eddie : [back at Eddie's limo]  I don't care! I don't care! Why is this an issue?

  Lee : I'm just trying to facilitate the...

  Eddie : I don't care! Can we just get to the hotel?

  Lee : You're going second.

  Eddie : [rolling up the window]  I don't care! I don't care! I don't care! I don't care! I don't care!

  Lee : You're going second. Eddie? You're going second.

  Eddie : [rolls down the window]  I don't care.

  Lee : Okay. Thank you.

  [Eddie rolls up the window] 

  Lee : Well, that was easy.

  Limo Driver : I don't know why we have to go second.

  Eddie : JUST DRIVE THE CAR!