Wooly Boys (2001)

Kris Kristofferson: Shuck

Quotes 

• Charles : Do you have any idea how long it's taken me to get into that site?

  Shuck : Do you have any idea how long I've been standin' here?

  Charles : Great, I'm getting a lesson in bad manners from a cowboy.

  Shuck : Sheep rancher.

  Charles : There's a difference?

• Shuck : Ow! I said pull em' out, not break em' off!

• [to a horse] 

  Shuck : Don't just stand there. Either herd the sheep or I gotta buy me a sheep dog.

• Shuck : Want ya to try gettin' the fleeces off in one piece this time. And shear the ewe up front first. She's in the family way.

  Martinez : I think I could have figured that out for myself. I am a woman.

  Shuck : You coulda fooled me.

• Shuck : I wouldn't make a lot of noise if I was you. You don't want to alert Stoney to your leavin'.

  Charles : As if he would care if I left.

  Shuck : What makes you think he don't care?

  Charles : I don't know... What would you call no contact for nine years?

  Shuck : I'd call it bein' a man of few words.

• Shuck : You know, we ought to be thinkin' about gettin' the kid back home, Stoney. He belongs to his mama. You can't turn him into a wooly boy in two hours.

  A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman : You can't teach nobody nothin' around here.

• Charles : So where's Hidden Springs?

  A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman : I'll know it when I see it.

  Shuck : Then we're all in big trouble, 'cause the old fart forgot his glasses.

• A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman : Skeleton trees. We head north.

  Charles : Skeleton trees? Bald rock, broke twig? This is how you guys get around?

  A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman : The land has scars just like people. Helps you recognize where you are.

  Shuck : You gotta a better way?

  Charles : Yeah! Turn left at Burger King... if you hit Taco Bell, you've gone too far.

• [calling his lamb] 

  Charles : Come on, CPU!

  Shuck : What the hell kind of name is CPU?

  Charles : Beats "Chili Meat", that's what.

• Nurse : You wouldn't shoot.

  Shuck : Lady, I castrate sheep with my teeth for a living.