The 67th Annual Academy Awards (1995 TV Special)
David Letterman: Self - Host
Quotes
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David Letterman : Oprah, Uma! Uma, Oprah!
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David Letterman : Nominated for Best Foreign Film, "Eat Drink Man Woman." Which is also how Arnold Schwarzenegger asked Maria Shriver out on their first date.
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David Letterman : Forrest Gump said "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get". Unless of course you're sitting next to Roger Ebert, then you know you're not gonna get any.
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David Letterman : Earlier this year there was a deal with Savoy Pictures and Sylvester Stallone, as I understand this they gave him $20 million to star in an a yet-to-be-determined film. 20 million dollars for a yet-to-be-determined film. Oh yeah right, the only thing yet to be determined is which Roman numeral goes after the word "Rocky".
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David Letterman : Tonight is the night that celebrates the phrase "It's an honour just to be nominated". Yeah, and Jim Carrey is subtle.