Dreadful "comedy" short.
A vampire (Victor Alexander) is reading a book called "1001 Ways to Seduce Women"--he's trying to figure out how to seduce women and suck their blood. That's about as funny as this crap gets. Alexander does constant double takes (mostly at nothing) and walks around in what is supposed to be an amusing manner. Also you see him go after a woman in broad daylight! At another point you see him put on an incredibly fake set of fangs to bite somebody(???). It all ends on a REAL stupid "joke" played on him.
Really...this boggles the mind. Did anybody making this really think it was funny? And all the women the vampire goes after are pretty ugly. The dumbest sequence has to be when they place a camera on the streets and people just gawk at it like idiots while they pass by.
Pointless, plot less and REALLY stupid. Avoid at all costs! Something Weird Video has it on a DVD with "Blood Suckers" and "Blood Thirst".