R.S.V.P. (I) (2002)
Glenn Quinn: Prof. Hal Evans, phd.
Quotes
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Hal Evans : [To Nick] Ten people dead without anyone sayin' a word. I mean, it's downright impressive. I imagine I'll be teaching it real soon. So don't get me wrong pal when I say that you're a crazy mother fucker and they're going to fry your ass.
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[Nick is pointing the gun at Hal and Jordan]
Hal : You know, for a big brain Nick, you're awfully fucking stupid.
Nick : Smart enough to beat you.
Hal : *Beat?* Hah! Shit, boy! Did you ever stop for fucking one goddamn minute and take a good arm's length look at the fucking situation, eh? You're nothin' but a show, my friend - a little experiment that I've privately undertaken, that I readily admit's gone a *wee* bit wrong. Right, question: how much bullshit do I have to fill an overly-intelligent, but fucking emotionally retarded kid's head with before he steps, or in Nick's case *leaps*, with both feet *and* a kitchen sink, over the edge?
Jordan : Evidentally, not fucking much!
Hal : Just whispered fucking sweet nothings about murder and mayhem into his ear and three semesters later, he's got his best friend stuffed into a box, man. Jesus, kid, wake the fuck up! You're not in control here, I am, always have been!