- Jimmy Matthews: Her name's Lucy Wilson. She's turned down the last thirteen guys who have asked her out. She likes to maximize rejection.
- David Shaw: Imagine: Mouth-watering lobster and fresh crepe suzette.
- Lucy Wilson: Sounds...Interesting
- David Shaw: It'll be more like pizza and soda at Jimmy's. I'll bring the quarters for the video games. I promise we'll have a good time.
- Lucy Wilson: I'm sure we will.
- Rick Peterson: Lay off him! They always hassle the new guy. Just wait till you make your first save.
- Jimmy Matthews: Yea, then they'll really give it to you.
- David Shaw: I can fight my own battles.
- Bob Anastas: I'm as tough as they come. I used to play in the minors for bus fares and...pizza. I used to look for my TEETH after the game!
- Bob Anastas: You think being a man means being able to hold your liquor...It's caring that makes you a man!
- Bob Anastas: Let me ask you something: Did you ever think of calling your parents? I'll tell you what he's thinking: You want me to tell my parents what I'm doing? You must be kidding!