The Pretender: Island of the Haunted (2001 TV Movie)

Jon Gries: Broots

Quotes 

• Broots : [looking for a sample of Mr. parker's blood for Miss Parker]  Oh, jeez!

  Sydney : What is it?

  Broots : [holding a vial]  I am so underpaid. Miss Parker owes me so big.

  Sydney : [looking at it with a flashlight]  Is that Mr. Parker's blood?

  Broots : I wish it were Mr. Parker's blood. The only sample of Mr. Parker's in here is semen. Let's get the hell out of here.

• Miss Parker : What exactly is an archeo-symbologist?

  Broots : You know... It's the study of the origin of unexplainable symbols passed down through the ages. It's quite an exiting field!

  Miss Parker : I can just imagine the crop-circle deciphering parties at your house...

• Broots : Where does Adama get these Trimvirate anyway? They make The Centre sweepers look like anorexic Powerpuff Girls.

• Broots : [Hiding from guards, trying to time their shifts to be able to sneak into a guarded room]  Speaking of Miss Parker, where has she been all day anyway? She could at least have the decency to risk her butt along with ours!

• Broots : I invited myself into the bathroom window.

• Miss Parker : [Answers phone with a shaky voice]  Hello?

  Sydney : Parker, thank God!

  Broots : It's us, Miss Parker. We've been so worried about...

  Broots : Did you just say "Hello"?

  Miss Parker : What, Broots?

• Broots : Where does Adama get these Triumvirate freaks anyway? They make the Centre sweepers look like anorexic Powerpuff Girls.