As If (2001–2004)

Roland Manookian: Jeff

Quotes 

• Alexander 'Alex' Stanton : Sooz, This is Jeff. We met over a few beers last night.

  Suzanne 'Sooz' Lee : [wrongly appraising Jeff as a trick]  Right.

  Jeff : And what a night it was too. Could hardly walk this morning.

• Jamie Collier : [thinking that Al and Jeff had a date]  So, you and Al hit it off last night then?

  Jeff : [Thinking that he's talking about their night of drinking and darts]  Yeah, his wrist action is a bit dodgy though. Needs a bit more oomph. His aim's really good. That's no use if the bloody thing keeps popping out.