- Donatello: [reading note that was thrown through the window] "We have the news girls. Come to the taffy factory at midnight and bring the bufflinks".
- Michaelangelo: Uh, oh. We don't have any bufflinks.
- Donatello: Musta ran out of C's. They mean cufflinks.
- Raphael: After all we just went through, how can you even look at a pizza?
- Michaelangelo: I don't want to look at it, I just want to eat it.
- Donatello: It's a zamboni machine!
- Michaelangelo: No it's not, dude, it's that thing that smoothes out the ice!
- Donatello: A zamboni machine IS the thing that smoothes out the ice.
- Raphael: After all we just went through, how can you even look at a pizza?
- Michaelangelo: I don't want to look at it. I just want to eat it.