Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (TV Series 2001–2011) Poster

(2001–2011)

Ralf Little: Jonny Keogh

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Ralf Little and Will Mellor in Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001) Ralf Little, Will Mellor, and Hayley Bishop in Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001) Ralf Little in Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001) Ralf Little and Sheridan Smith in Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001) Ralf Little and Will Mellor in Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001) Ralf Little and Sheridan Smith in Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001) Ralf Little in Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001) Ralf Little and Alison Mac in Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001) Natalie Casey and Ralf Little in Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001) Ralf Little and Sheridan Smith in Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001) Ralf Little in Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001) Ralf Little and Sheridan Smith in Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001)

Quotes 

  • Jonny : I thought you kept the alcohol level in your blood too high to conceive.

  • [running down the stairs] 

    Jonny : I heard the sound of tumbling biscuits!

  • Jonny : My daughter will want for nothing. She'll have dollies-a-plenty. And bears but no clowns, they scare me. And on a perfect summer's eve, when the sun dances like... Michael Flatley... after our dinner of spaghetti hoops, we shall run like Billy-ho himself, down to a sea so calm it would make Des Lynam look like a big, scary wolfman. She will be the most cherished little girl in the whole world. My little Ferrari.

    Janet : Jonny, I'm not pregnant.

    Jonny : Oh thank fuck for that!

  • Gaz : [on the subject of Janet and Jonny having a baby]  Imagine his face on her tits!

    Jonny : I often have.

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