Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (TV Series 2001–2011) Poster

Will Mellor: Gaz

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  • Gaz : [in bed with Donna]  Fancy a bit of "role play", then? My sleeping beauty, I am your prince and shall awaken you with my mighty sword.

    [thrusts] 

    Gaz : I'm going to *stab* you with it.

  • Gaz : I need a sort of... a sort of chunky woman, you know, who brings me sandwiches and puts Matey in me bath.

  • Gaz : Donna - I've never asked you this before and it seems a bit stupid since we've been shagging each other's brains out for the last month but... would you like to go for a drink sometime?

  • Gaz : [the song Gaz sings every night before he sleeps so not to dream about sheep]  Bringing in the sheep, bringing in the sheep. What do we do before we sleep? We bring in all the sheep.

  • Gaz : [on the subject of Janet and Jonny having a baby]  Imagine his face on her tits!

    Jonny : I often have.

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