Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Will Mellor: Gaz
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Quotes
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Gaz : I need a sort of... a sort of chunky woman, you know, who brings me sandwiches and puts Matey in me bath.
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Gaz : Donna - I've never asked you this before and it seems a bit stupid since we've been shagging each other's brains out for the last month but... would you like to go for a drink sometime?
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Gaz : [the song Gaz sings every night before he sleeps so not to dream about sheep] Bringing in the sheep, bringing in the sheep. What do we do before we sleep? We bring in all the sheep.