- Mr. Sheldon: Reggie, how many times do I have to tell you to open the potato chips after you pay for them?
- [imitating Mr. Sheldon]
- Reggie: Well, you're gonna' have to tell me that all the time, 'cause I like potato chips.
- Reggie: Yo' hairline goes way back. I bet if you was in the Army you have to salute like this, YES SIR!
- [salutes all the way to the back of his head]
- Reggie: I got chased by a motherfuckin' Mexican and a big white bitch today. Looking like a project power ranger, chasing me all over this place.
- Gina: What are you talking about, Reggie?
- Reggie: There was some kind of diamond heist near the beach today, right? Bucum, chasing me. I'm running. I accidentally hid in the back of the damn crooks' van.
- Gina: A diamond heist, Reggie?
- Reggie: Then they tried to kill me.
- Gina: So, what happened after that? How did you escape?
- Reggie: How did I escape? You know how I escaped. I fought my way up out of there.
- [wildly hitting at the air]
- Reggie: I hit about five dudes, knocked about three bitches down. You know I don't play, Gina.
- Gina: Baby, you can't fight.
- Reggie: Who can't fight? I was knockin'. I hit this one dude. He ran up on me. I was like, "Mmm!"
- [wildly hitting at the air]
- Reggie: He hit me in the head twice. And I did... Look. And I grabbed. And then he hit me one more time. You can't tell me. See, I'm nervous and paranoid, man.
- Ursula: Do you know what he'll do when he finds out we fucked up a $20 million deal?
- Reggie: [hidden in the back of a van, whispers] $20 million?
- Julian Ramose: No, I have no idea what he's going to do, darling. I'm not the one who's fucking him!