- Mr. Blue Laws: My dear public, let us protect ourselves from this terrible devil-may-care jazz age, which we are living in. This era of wicked rhythm and indecent dancing. This good world full of jazz hounds and crooners.
- Mr. Blue Laws: I've lived through this jazz craze since its inception! And for the good of humanity, I again appeal to you, to my dear public, to avenge this great injustice.
- Orchestra Leader: We're through. Public opinion says we all have to die!
- Ted Fio Rito Orchestra: Why?
- Orchestra Leader: It's a revolution. A jazz execution. It's curtains for you and I. If we've got to die, I say, we're gonna die with smiles on our faces. So play! Play! Play!
- Dancer: So, if we got to go, to that place below, play those wicked blues and play 'em slow. For the last time, feet do your duty now.