My Parents Are Aliens (TV Series 1999–2006) Poster

(1999–2006)

Tony Gardner: Brian Johnson

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Quotes 

  • Brian Johnson : But I'm closer to me than anyone. We're practically inseparable.

  • Josh Barker : Sometimes, Brian, it's like I'm talking to myself.

    Brian Johnson : Yeah, I get that! Mostly when I'm on my own...

  • Josh Barker : All this time he could have turned me in, but he hasn't.

    Brian Johnson : Yeah, what an idiot!

  • Brian Johnson : Who mentioned the Head? I'm going straight to Santa! You'll be in SO much trouble!

  • Sophie Johnson : [reading about Valentine's Day on the Galactic Guidebook]  ... celebrating something called... romance.

    Brian Johnson : So it's a day of gladiatorial combat?

    Lucy Barker : Romance, not Romans!

  • Brian Johnson : I want to sing. I want to dance. I want to fiddle on the roof.

  • Sophie Johnson : [her desired wedding ring]  Something with gold and diamonds.

    Brian Johnson : [off-handedly]  Yeah, something like that.

    Sophie Johnson : No, something *with* gold and diamonds.

  • Brian Johnson : [flipping a coin]  Two of hearts!

  • Brian Johnson : [Brian has decided to become a knight and has telephoned a zoo in his search for a dragon to slay]  Hello there, do you have any dragons? Well, do you have anything that looks like a dragon? A lizard, you say? Does it breathe fire? ...No. Well, okay, can I chop off its head?

    [short pause as person on phone talks] 

    Brian Johnson : Actually, I'm not sure it's possible to do *that* to yourself.

  • Brian Johnson : Everyone should have something people can remember them by, a neon sign is one of them.

  • Brian Johnson : Cupid hath pierthed their hearths with hith arrowth.

    Sophie Johnson : Thorry?

  • Brian Johnson : Freaking nutcase!

  • Brian Johnson : [reading the book's spine]  Shakespeare, by Romeo and Juliet.

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