Sabretooth (2002 TV Movie)

Phillip Glasser: Jason

Quotes 

• Jason : Excuse me. Umm, what type of facilities will we have on this shindig?

  Casey Ballenger : Facilities?

  Jason : Yeah. You know for like, bathing, scrubbing, stuff like that.

  Trent Parks : He wants to know where the bathrooms are.

  Jason : Yeah.

  Casey Ballenger : Welcome to the great outdoors.

  Trent Parks : Where the world is your toilet.

• Lola Rodriguez : Poor guy, how'd you get roped into this?

  Jason : My mom said I was spending too much time in front of the computer. So I told her I'd go virtual camping. She told me she'd give me a virtual beating and I don't know. She said the fresh air would do me some good. I don't know if there's enough air up here to be fresh, though.

  Trent Parks : You can't baby 'em.

  Casey : I'm doing the training this year.

  Trent Parks : You might as well do it right.

  Casey : Are you gonna criticize everything I do?

  Lola Rodriguez : Are you two gonna fight like this the whole time? Jeez, I might as well be at my house.

  Trent Parks : Do it your way.

  Leon Tingel : He's an asshole, anyway.

  Trent Parks : He's just trying to get in your pants, Casey.

  Casey : Yeah, well maybe he will.