- A straight-to-video release of clips from Da Ali G Show (original, UK series) plus unaired segments from the show, hosted by Ali G himself.
- Welcome: Ali G says for every 1000 videos purchases he will donate weed into the society as his contribution. He advises people to just "nick it".
Heaven: Ali saves a religious congregation from a hate attack by taking the bullets meant for them, dies and goes to heaven. he is sent back as his work is not done on Earth. While he is up there Ali asks for "couple of inches" but is told "11 is enough for any man". Ali comes back and performs a "groove." Dangerous 'Drugs': Ali is interviewing a drug expert but knows more about the street price and the various names of the drugs being discussed. He asks which one of the drugs is a "good first smoke". and doesn't think of hallucinations as a negative side effect. Ali tries to check under what circumstances is it legal to own hash. He asks how many ecstasy pills one can take without getting killed. He says his friend Dave took 22 of those one day while driving the city bus. Ali asks if it is safe to give E to the animals as one time someone gave one to its dog and it tried to bone the cat. FBI: 15 murders in the US each hour and Ali interviews the FBI. Ali asks about torture tactics and FBI doesn't deny using them. FBI talk about their investigative methods using an example if Ali's acquaintances told FBI he was dealing drugs, they could arrest him. Ali is worried and claims he is not selling any drugs. FBI tells Ali about how mafia steals shipments of merchandise and Ali thinks they are making him an offer on camera to partner in stealing merchandise. He wants to discuss offline. He understands what 3rd degree murder is by pretending he was boning someone's wife and they walked in on them. He visits the FBI training center and punches a lifelike dummy.
Studio 54: he questions the FBI director to check if there are aliens in the basement of Studio 54. Ricky C was walking past studio 54 and had someone grab him and went up his exit hole and the next morning he woke up in a trolley. what's up with that?? Paul Daniels: Paul is dressed just like Ali G. He has recently allowed women into the "magic circle" and Ali calls it hypocritical as his wife allows him into her "magic circle" sometimes up to 3 times a night. He does an impression of his mate Ricky C, who puts his penis between his legs and walks around like a girl. Paul can't think why he would want to do that. He wants Paul to do magic to convert and 8th of a ounce of something into a quarter of an ounce of something. Borat's Guide to Etiquette: Gulps his wine down and his hosts tell him to sip his white wine slowly, as if he is making love. Subjects of conversation: Anything that comes to your head (he talks about his dead wife at lunch. and he has a new wife) (and talks about how he had sex last night). He goes for a potty in the middle of lunch and talks about it at the table when he returns.
Kids of Courage: Ali G foundation to reward courageous kids. Darren left his baby brother at home alone (when his mother was in hospital, and dad at work) to hot wire a BMW 7 series and drove it up M6 in the wrong direction, rolled it 4 times, got out, urinated in the front seat and torched it. Warren is disabled and uses a wheelchair, and still he managed to steal a pair of 40-inch speakers from a local retail store which was not wheelchair friendly. The 3rd kid is going out with Claudia Schiffer and Ali claims he has done it with Kate Moss "illegibly" (he meant allegedly).. Gail Porter: his first question to her is: my mate Dave says he has shagged you, is that true?. He is smitten and acts as if he is on a shy first date with Gail. He serenades her and asks "yes" or "no". she says yes. Cannes Porn Festival: Visits the Cannes porn fest and meets Jennie Jameson and finds from her that she has never done it from behind yet (but has done with her boyfriend). All the porn stars show him their boobs voluntarily and Ali wishes that normal life in England would be like this. He organizes a gang bang at the beach with random ladies invited, but no one shows up. A bus load of French woman arrives but leave when they understand what Knobbing means.
Mohamed Al-Fayed: Raps with him live on the sets. Borat's Guide to Hunting: Gets hunting confused with cricket with a policeman. Call a hunter a "real man" and gets him to admit he has big bollocks and wants to touch them. Animal Rights: Joins an animal protection group's protest march against hunting. He says in front of everyone that in Kazakhstan, they love animals but kill them just for fun. He is told to leave. Interviews a lady with a hedgehog and animal rights experts. He is told that it is illegal in UK to kick a hedgehog, like a football. It is illegal to teach pets special things, using instruments like a fork or a pinprick. Ali admits that he put a mouse in the microwave oven a few years ago. He asks if the animal rights people would eat a chicken to save another chicken who would otherwise be killed.
Space: Travels to Cape Canaveral, Florida and interviews astronauts. Asks how it was to drink your own urine. Asks if the commander of the space shuttle ever chucked anyone out in space, if they were being annoying. Checks if Uncle Jamaal has ever been on a shuttle, because if he hasn't, he owes Ali a tenner. "I Believe I Can Fly": Ali was told in class that he will never leave Staines and would never be a gangster rapper, ever. Does a musical number of "I believe, I can fly". Borat's Guide to English Gentlemen: Gets a new suit and thinks that the tailor wants to have sex with him, when he tries to measure his pants length. Goes to a lady to learn how to flirt and pays a compliment "nice tits". Wants to know after how many minutes can he proposition sex. A Jacuzzi is a nice place for sex (can seat 4 comfortably, 6 is a crowd). Goes to country club (thinking it is a gentleman's club) and discovers that homosexuality is not encouraged in UK.
Discussion Medley: Discusses whether animals should have voting / driving rights in the UK. The experts about George Orwel's Animal Farm, but Ali thinks they are talking about an animal porn movie. At what age do parents give their kids their first marijuana hit? How come there is so much teenage pregnancy if English girls are so "frigid". When does it stop being "you" with transplants. Wouldn't it be great if there was surgery available to make everyone colored!!. Is disgusted to know that all water supply in UK is recycled and asks if its OK to urinate in the bath. His word is #respect.
Increase Da Peace: He once resolved a local gang war and wants the show to solve world wars. He brings a North and South Korean girl, who start fighting, but get into kissing and then end up in bed without clothes. He hands them a vibrator (hope this is the only red button you ever have to press). peace keeping force is a girl with a dildo from Jamaica. He gets a boner on live TV and goes to his Unsexy place to kill it :) Dangerous 'Weapons': Tries to ask a police superintendent on where one can buy the weapons on display like Nunchuks, daggers. prices, which country you can buy them from. how to use them? Tries in understand under what conditions it would be legal to use them and what excuses would a court believe as reasons to have them in one's possession. tries to find where they are put up for auction (they aren't, they are melted in a foundry)
Guns: In US it is legal for children as young as 14 years to carry machine guns. So, he visits the NRA. They have a gun a month scheme that restricts purchases of guns to one a month. Ali thinks this would lead to problems in the holiday gift giving season. He speak to the anti-gun lobby and tells them that girls like men with guns. Visits a gun shop and asks if they give guns away to charity. Cocks an empty gun and shoots it. Religion: Talks to a priest to figure out how to get the kids off the drugs and into a church. Rapping is a way. All religions look down upon homosexuality. Ali claims Jesus was a homo as he hung out with a lot of men. Asks if it is true that Hebrews take their knobs off. Gets priests of different faiths to try on each other's hats. Borat's Guide to Henley: Regatta, where English gentlemen gather to look at young boys, rowing in a boat shaped like a penis. Considers it British humor that hippos are like giant pigs in the water. Is confused why people in the regatta consider using Hippo as a symbol (since he considers a hippo to be like a pig). Has English tea. Finds a man with a bushy mustache and asks if he is a man who does it with another man?
Goodbye: Jarvis Cocker: If kids are pale, pasty looking, lost interest etc., they are into Indie music. Calls Jarvis a kiddie fiddler. Says he tried to bum Michael Jackson once. Jarvis calls his new album hardcore, and Ali says he bought it, invited his friends over and there was nothing hardcore about it. Ali's Final Thought: Ali has a dream of little black girls and little white girls playing with each other. Out-takes and End Credits:
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