Off Centre (2001–2002)
John Cho: Chau Presley
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Quotes
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[Chau is trying to organize a protest rally to bring back the recently cancelled T.V. show "The Education of Max Bickford."]
Chau Presley : Check out my sign.
[Holds up a sign that reads "We Don't Need No Education!"]
Chau Presley : We don't need no education. Get it? *"Education"*, "The Education of Max Bickford".
Euan : But it says we don't need it.
Chau Presley : No it says "We *don't* need *no* education". It's a double negative, which means we *do* need it!
Mike Platt : Chau, I'm not sure how to tell you this but, I think your sign's a little retarded!
Chau Presley : Yeah, retarded. Like a fox!
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Chau Presley : If you hurt that girl I will kill you, nurse you back to health, and then kill you again!
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[repeated line]
Chau Presley : You know!
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Chau Presley : Euan, can I crash here tonight? My house is infested with ants.
Euan : Why don't you just spray them?
Chau Presley : I would, but my uncles would get really mad. You know!
[laughs]
Chau Presley : But seriously, I hate them.
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Euan : Mike, did you see them? There were boobies out for all to see! Did you see them chau? Boobies!
Mike Platt : I told you, she's Bohemian.
Chau Presley : Dude, why's it got to be about race with you?
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Euan : Oh my God! I just met Krisie Lee's boyfriend
Chau Presley : Oh... was he a big guy? Oh! But with an ironic nick-name like "Tiny"!
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[Mr. Dexter banging on the door, and yells for Euan]
Euan : Oh God, what do I do?...
[looks at Liz]
Euan : Liz! Liz, Be my girlfriend!
Liz Lombardi : What?
Euan : Come on play along! You're fantasy's finally coming true!
[looks at Chau and Mike]
Euan : And you two...
Chau Presley : Uhhh... we're you're GAY friends!
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Euan : [opens the door to greet Mr. Dexter] Oh Mr. Dexter! How wonderful to see you! This is my girlfriend Liz, we're in a committed relationship totally monogomas!
Liz Lombardi : Yep I'm his girlfriend!
Euan : Yeah give some sugar baby!
Liz Lombardi : Oh!
[Euan kisses her]
Mike Platt : Hey!
[goes to stop them from kissing...]
Chau Presley : [pulls Mike back to him...] Oh don't worry Chau's got some sugar for you too!
[kisses Mike]
Mike Platt : [Mike mortified... pushes Chau away and runs for the door... stops... pauses... looks back at Chau and points at him...] You just slipped me the toungue...
Chau Presley : [pulls Mike back] Dude they were kissing, so we had to kiss... Great you blew Euans whole scam!
