Off Centre (2001–2002)
Lauren Stamile: Liz Lombardi
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Quotes
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[Mr. Dexter banging on the door, and yells for Euan]
Euan : Oh God, what do I do?...
[looks at Liz]
Euan : Liz! Liz, Be my girlfriend!
Liz Lombardi : What?
Euan : Come on play along! You're fantasy's finally coming true!
[looks at Chau and Mike]
Euan : And you two...
Chau Presley : Uhhh... we're you're GAY friends!
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Euan : [opens the door to greet Mr. Dexter] Oh Mr. Dexter! How wonderful to see you! This is my girlfriend Liz, we're in a committed relationship totally monogomas!
Liz Lombardi : Yep I'm his girlfriend!
Euan : Yeah give some sugar baby!
Liz Lombardi : Oh!
[Euan kisses her]
Mike Platt : Hey!
[goes to stop them from kissing...]
Chau Presley : [pulls Mike back to him...] Oh don't worry Chau's got some sugar for you too!
[kisses Mike]
Mike Platt : [Mike mortified... pushes Chau away and runs for the door... stops... pauses... looks back at Chau and points at him...] You just slipped me the toungue...
Chau Presley : [pulls Mike back] Dude they were kissing, so we had to kiss... Great you blew Euans whole scam!
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Euan : [Mike is trying to change his image] Wait a minute, where are the clothes we bought you? I thought you were changing your image, you look exactly the same.
Mike Platt : [Slightly slurred] I don't think so.
[Sticks out his tongue to reveal a tongue-piercing]
Euan : You pierced your tongue?
Mike Platt : Yeah, no dit Derlock!
Liz Lombardi : Yeah, that reminds me. I've gotta go, I've got a date tonight.
Euan : Hang on, Mike's tongue-ring reminds you that you have a date tonight?
Liz Lombardi : Yeah. *He's* got a stud in his mouth...
