The Shield (2002–2008)
Kenny Johnson: Detective Curtis 'Lemonhead' Lemansky
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Quotes
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[when confronting Shane about how the Strike Team could lose their jobs because Shane had lost the drugs they stole when he called in to his girlfriend's house to get laid]
Curtis 'Lemonhead' Lemansky : We're gonna all crash and burn because of you! I mean, Christ, dude, Amy's not even that hot!
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Vic Mackey : Since when did you get an ulcer?
Curtis 'Lemonhead' Lemansky : Since the Armenian mob started looking for me.
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[Shane goes undercover as a gay hooker and comments on a passing truck's wheels]
Detective Trish George : Looks like our new guy knows a thing or two about rim jobs.
Curtis 'Lemonhead' Lemansky : [listening in the car] Ha ha... rim jobs.
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Vic Mackey : I'll never forget what you guys did for me.
Curtis 'Lemonhead' Lemansky : Don't worry, we won't let you.
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Curtis 'Lemonhead' Lemansky : [about breaking into the safe] I don't like this.
Vic Mackey : Well pretend.
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Curtis 'Lemonhead' Lemansky : Do we have a warrant?
Shane Vendrell : Just my winning smile!
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Vic Mackey : How's your stomach now?
Curtis 'Lemonhead' Lemansky : It'll be better when this is done.
