Bend It Like Beckham (2002)

Keira Knightley: Jules

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• Jules : Mother, just because I wear trakkies and play sport does not make me a lesbian!

• Jules : Me and Jess were fighting because we both fancy our coach... Joe.

  Paula : [pause]  Joe, a man, Joe?

  Jules : [exasperated]  Yeah, as in male, Joe! Joe, our coach, Joe, man, Joe!

• Jules : We need you come to the Grand Final.

  Jess : I can't.

  Jules : [thinking it's about seeing Joe]  You have to come!

  Jess : No, I can't!

  [sighs] 

  Jess : It's the same day as my sister's wedding.

  Jules : [moaning quietly]  Aw, shit.

  Jess : [later, to Joe]  Jess can't come on the 25th. It's the same day as her sister's wedding.

  Joe : [angrily]  *Shit!*

• Jules : Anyway being a lesbian's not that big a deal

  Paula : Oh no of course not sweetheart no. I mean I've got nothing against it. I was cheering for Martina Navratilova as much as the next person.

• Jules : [after seeing Jess almost kiss Joe]  You bitch!

• Jules : [at Jess's place, after Jess's dad sees Jess and Joe kissing]  How are you?

  Jess : I'm *really* in the shit now.

• Jules : Jess, it's Becks!

• Jess : My sister's gettin' married soon. It's a love match.

  Mel : What's that mean?

  Jess : It's not arranged.

  Teammate : So, if you can choose, does that mean you can marry a white boy?

  Jess : White, no. Black, definitely not. A Muslim, eh-eh!

  Mel : Guess you'll be marrying an Indian, then!

  Jules : Probably.

  Mel : Sorry, I don't know how you Indian girls put up with it?

  Jess : It's just culture, that's all.

• Paula : You blow 'em up, just like a lilo. Look, this little pump comes free with it. Pop it in the valve, pump away, up it goes, then slip it back in there and boom! Cleavage! They're perfect while you're still growing 'cause they lift you right there.

  Jules : Mum! God, you're so embarrassing!

  Paula : They make more of what you've got, sweetheart. All the girls have bought one for their daughters. The Fleur's pretty, and the gel bra's a clever one - no pumping, it's already in there.

• Joe : How do you know she's serious? I haven't got time to piss around, Jules.

  Jules : She's got balls, Joe. At least watch her.