- Jay: How is the house and the husband and the dog?
- Ann: Wait, did you say the husband? Oh, my dear, you know, he's acting awfully funny lately. Oh, I had to run away from him. I had to leave the house.
- Jay: What's the matter with him? Is he, eh, drunk again?
- Ann: I don't know, but, he was trying to get his pants over his head.