We Know Where You Live. Live! (2001 TV Movie)

Jonathan Ross: Matthew Kelly

Quotes 

• Jonathan Ross : Chris Evans was going to be here but unfortunately his schedule clashes with this because at about this time of night he's reading Billie her bedtime story.

• Jonathan Ross : [reading out apologies]  There's a telegram from Geri Halliwell: "Sorry I can't be with you. I smelled some soup on the way there and have to spend the rest of the week working it off at the gym."