- [Jon has just performed a goofy dance]
- Man: Hey, jerk! Disco is DEAD!
- Jon Arbuckle: What? When?
- [to himself]
- Jon Arbuckle: Boy - you learn a dance and then zango, 14 years later, they change it!
- Garfield: Go figure.
- Garfield: Hey, Monsieur Dumb Guy, remember me? What am I, chopped liver? Duck pate? Foie-gras? Why am I getting so hungry?
- Jon Arbuckle: Garfield, did you know the living room ceiling has 144 tiles?
- Garfield: The living room has 214.
- Jon Arbuckle: I'm bored.
- Garfield: Why don't you organize your sock drawer?
- Jon Arbuckle: I'd organize my sock drawer but I already did it last night.
- Garfield: I'll be the judge of that.
- [opens the drawer and finds the socks organized]
- Garfield: Whoa, I'm impressed.
- Jon Arbuckle: Excuse me ma'ma, I couldn't help notice your frilly little pink... uh tutu thing there, are you a ballerina?
- Woman at laundromat: Why yes I am.
- [Garfield holds up Jon's boxers]
- Woman at laundromat: And I couldn't help noticing your teddy bear boxers. Are you a dweeb?
- Garfield: Why yes he is.
- Mona: [laughing] Oh, it's been a wonderful day, Jon. Class was great, and dinner was fun. But most of all, Jon, I really enjoyed talking with you.