- Narrator: And what would you have me do on one foot? Pirouette? Besides, if I were to untie my other foot I would move too fast for anyone to see me. Why, I would trip over the equator in one stride.
- Narrator: That's pretty quick.
- Narrator: If you think that's quick, you should have seen me before the old arthritis set in.
- Narrator: I think I have some loaves coming to me yet. I'm afraid it only tasted like nine hundred, really-I'm quite sure of it.