Friday After Next (2002)
Katt Williams: Money Mike
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Quotes
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Money Mike : [to Donna] Speaking of cockroaches, where was yo antennas when them two niggas was robbin' me?
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Money Mike : [Damon splashes water on Money Mike] Did you pee on me?
Damon : Wake yo' bitch-ass up, lucky charms. I like my fish wet and squirmy.
Money Mike : I thought I was dreaming. You almost drowned me, nigga.
Damon : Oh, you're dreaming. This is a wet dream.
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Damon : [while Money Mike has plyers on his testicles] ya know maybe we can get to know each other
Money Mike : Shut up! The hell you talkin bout! I am a boy! You are not in prison anymore Damon! Thats not how we do it!
[Squeezes plyers]
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Money Mike : [Craig hands him back his razor] Never know when I might need this. Might come in handy. Might wanna shave. Might wanna shave somebody else. Never know.
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Money Mike : Hold up, wait a minute, let me put some pimpin' in it.
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Money Mike : [holding Damon by the testicles with a pair of pliers] Hold these til I get in the car.
Craig Jones : Dude, I ain't about to touch his nuts or them vice grips.
Money Mike : Oh yes you are.
Craig Jones : No I'm not.
Money Mike : Yes you are!
Craig Jones : Bullshit.
Money Mike : This is yo party. Yo pliers. His nuts. In yo hands!
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Money Mike : I was just gonna get drunk and watch the Grinch, so I'll be there.
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Money Mike : Crunching on your balls in a one horsed open sleigh.
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Money Mike : [while holding Damon's balls with a vice grips] Are you a music lover, Damon?
Damon : Y... yes
Money Mike : Well, have you ever heard of the nutcracker?
[squeezes Damon's balls with the vice grips]
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Money Mike : Do y'all got a bathroom up in here? I gotta piss like a Russian racehorse at the Kentucky Derby with a glue truck behind it.
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Money Mike : Don't drag that coat, it cost more than you!
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Money Mike : Let me check my palm pilot.
[looks at the palm of his hand]
Money Mike : Looks like I ain't doin' shit.
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Money Mike : [a pimp manniquin falls on Mike, pinning him to the floor] This is bullshit. I'm stuck between a pimp and a hard place. Donna, man down! Eleven thirty: pimp in distress!
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Money Mike : 25% off. Everything must go. Maybe even you.
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Money Mike : [coming out of the apartment, holding Damon's nuts in a vice grip. A crowd of people has gathered] I want everybody back! There's gon' be ball juice everywhere!