- Paul Heyman: [after the match, which Torrie won] Do you think they might kiss and make up?
- Jim Ross: Well, I don't know.
- Paul Heyman: Please?
- Jim Ross: [laughs sarcastically] , Yeah, in your dreams.
- Paul Heyman: Actually JR, that's a very accurate statement.
- Jim Ross: [At the start of the Stacy Keibler-Torrie Wilson Lingerie Match] I noticed the feet, how sick am I?
- Paul Heyman: Very. I need to take you out more. Then again...
- Paul Heyman: [During a catfight sequence, the ladies roll into and over referee Jack Doan] I want to be Jack Doan when I grow up!
- Jim Ross: He wants to be Jack Doan when HE grows up!