- Ruth Pollitt: All you ever think about is sex and chips.
- Leslie Pollitt: Yeah. I don't get enough bloody chips, either.
- Leslie Pollitt: I don't know why you bother taking The Pill - you'd be better off with mint imperials. At least you can suck 'em.
- Walter Bingley: I like my wife to look like what God made her.
- Ada Bingley: So you wouldn't mind if I scuttled about in my birthday suit, then?