Half Past Dead (2002) Poster

Steven Seagal: Sasha Petrosevitch

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  • Nick : [driving the stolen car]  You know you're crazy, don't you?

    Sasha : Yeah, cuckoo crazy!

  • Sasha : [Sasha draws his weapon on 49er One after failing to take him down on the chains above] 

    [shouts] 

    Sasha : Don't even think about it!

    49er One : [grinning wickedly]  Your clip's dry, 1137. You know it.

    Sasha : Do you think so?

    49er One : Yeah, I think so. You would have used it by now if it wasn't.

    Sasha : Are you sure?

    49er One : [not certain at first]  Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

    Sasha : [Sasha takes the clip out and shows it to 49er One]  That's right. The magazine's dry. The question is... do I still have one in the tube?

    49er One : [feeling lucky, he decides to call Sasha's bluff]  I say you're dry.

    Sasha : Make your move.

    49er One : [draws his weapon, Sasha pull the trigger and the gun doesn't fire]  That's a nice bluff.

    Sasha : It wasn't a bluff. It was a misfire.

    49er One : Where's Lester?

    Sasha : Find him yourself.

    49er One : Sweet dreams, partner.

  • Lester : The rumor is you went half past dead and came back.

    Sasha : Yeah!

    Lester : Took a ride on the flat line for 22 minutes... and lived to tell. Thought we could play some cards and talk about that.

  • Kesler, Bad Ass Guard : [Kesler brings Sasha to the death chamber after Lester requests to see him]  Welcome to "Slaughterhouse Five".

    Sasha : Why they call it that?

    Kesler, Bad Ass Guard : A man can be legally executed five different ways. Lethal injection's the most popular, followed by hanging, gas chamber, firing squad and then there's my personal favorite...

    [holds up stun baton] 

    Kesler, Bad Ass Guard : electrocution. It's all done here, in this totally soundproof isolation chamber. We even let the condemned man choose.

    Justice Jane McPherson : [seeing Sasha come in, turns to the warden, El Fuego]  Who is that man?

    El Fuego : Number one, one, three, seven.

    Justice Jane McPherson : What's he doing here?

    El Fuego : When a man asks for someone to spend his last hour with, you give it to him.

  • 49er One : Your clip's dry, 1147. You know it.

    Sasha : Do you think so?

    49er One : Yeah. You'd have used it by now if it wasn't.

    Sasha : Are you sure?

    49er One : Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

    Sasha : [Sasha removes the magazine from the gun]  That's right. Magazine's dry. Question is, do I still have one in the tube?

    49er One : I say you're dry.

    Sasha : Make your move.

    [Sasha pulls the trigger and the gun doesn't go off] 

    49er One : That's a nice bluff.

    Sasha : Wasn't a bluff. It was a misfire.

  • 49er One : You give me Lester, and we'll let you thumb a ride with us.

    Sasha : Hitchhiking's dangerous. Didn't your mama ever tell you that?

  • Williams : What the hell's going on out there?

    Sasha : I got everything under control.

    Williams : Any good news?

  • Sasha : [Sasha talks about his wife]  She was the best part of me.

  • Nick : [after Sasha's confession, Nick needs the whole truth about his being in Alcatraz]  Yo, you need to break a few things down to me.

    Sasha : Yeah, what am I doing here? Maintaining my cover, earning your trust.

    Nick : [dryly]  You already screwed that up.

    Sasha : The Bureau thought that if we did time together you might trust me with more sensitive information when we got back out on the streets.

    Nick : [puzzled]  Ya'll want Sonny that bad?

    Sasha : [miserably]  My wife's dead because of him. She died when one of his men jacked my car and put four bullets in her chest. You bet your life, I want him that bad.

    Nick : [regretfully]  I'm sorry man, I didn't know.

    Sasha : [sighs]  I don't know. She was the best part of me.

  • Sasha : [Sasha confesses to Nick about who he is]  I'm undercover. F.B.I.

    Nick : But you passed the lie detector test.

    Sasha : That's nothing man. Anybody can do that.

    Nick : [with anger in his voice]  All this time... y ou've been settin' up on me.

    [aims his weapon at Sasha] 

    Nick : I believed in you. I trusted you. Brought you into my family...

    [shouts] 

    Nick : I vouched for you! And you betrayed me?

    Sasha : It's not that simple.

    Lester : [places hand on Nick's shoulder]  Don't do it.

    [Nick disarms himself, unable to shoot Sasha] 

    Sasha : [guilty expression on his face]  Well, I'm sorry.

    [Sasha walks away to take Lester to safety] 

    Nick : I thought we was friends, Sasha.

    Sasha : [stops in his tracks]  We still are. You can bet your life on that.

  • Sasha : [Sasha talks to Nick in the prison]  Well, for the record. I couldn't have done it without you.

  • Nick : [SPOILER]  I heard you busted Sonny.

    Sasha : That's what I started out to do. I usually like to finish what I start.

  • Nick : You better not be playing me.

    Sasha : You know me. I ain't playing.

  • Sasha : Who is this guy?

    [Sasha turns to a cell guard] 

    Lester : I'm a man with 50 minutes to live.

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