- Brak: Say wh... what time you got there pardner?
- Thundercleese: Time is an abstract concept created by carbon-based life-forms to monitor their ongoing decay.
- [last lines]
- Brak: This is stupid. I wish we weren't penguins and that our show wasn't canceled.
- [abrupt cut to black]
- [Mom yells at Dad after the roof is torn off their house, she then walks away]
- Dad: [to self] I don't know why we need a roof anyway, just put a hat on and get over it!
- Mike: Hi there, my name's Mike, I'm a razor-toed-spine-masher, wanna be pals?
- Thundercleese: Negative.
- [Brak prepares to dissect a clam in Biology class]
- Brak: I guess it's goodbye Brak the happy, go-lucky man about town... and hello, Brak the ruthless clam slayer.
- Brak: [singing] That's my mom! / She goes by the name of Mom! / M is for her razmatazz / O is for the way she talks / The other "M" is there because... / You can't have a mom without "M"!
- Dad: Tonight, in the dark of night, after night has shrouded my dark plan in its nightly darkness, I will exact my revenge!
- Closing credits song: [Sung by a Louis Armstrong-like voice] So long folks, see you soon, hope you loved the show / C'mon next time, if you liked it, but if you didn't like it then watch something else / Oh yeah! Oh yeah, yeah! Scattly-dop-doop goodbye Brak!