Shanghai Knights (2003)

John Owens: Server

Quotes 

• Server : Spotted dick, sir?

  Roy : What?

  Server : Spotted dick?

  Roy : Can you believe this guy? I'm trying to get something to eat and he's asking me if I got the clap.

• Roy O'Bannon : [eats a sausage]  This is good. I thought the food here was supposed to suck!

  Server : The haggis is fresh from Scotland, sir. It's made from the *finest* sheep's bladders.

  Roy O'Bannon : [spits it out and gags]  I gotta get some whiskey and wash my mouth out.