Footballers' Wives (2002–2006)
Alison Newman: Hazel Bailey
Quotes
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Frank Laslett : I think you should be my agent, I'm the one who needs an image makeover.
Hazel Bailey : Sorry Frank, even if you gave both your kidneys to dying babies you'd still smell like a septic tank.
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Hazel Bailey : You're late.
Jason Turner : Yeah... traffic
Hazel Bailey : Car knocked over a cyclist outside Piccadilly tube, you, being a good Samaritan stopped and dialed 999... if you're going to make an excuse, spin it so you win it.
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Amber Gates : You're more of a cat person are you not?
Hazel Bailey : I've always loved my pussy.
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Tanya Turner : I've decided there is only one man for me..."Charlie".
Hazel Bailey : Come on love, let's be fair to dicks, they're great bits of tackle.
Tanya Turner : It's what's on the end of them that's the problem.
Hazel Bailey : I know that's why I keep mine in my handbag.