The Hot Chick (2002)
Sam Doumit: Eden
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Quotes
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Teacher : Now, I'm returning your papers on the Salem Witch Trials. I'm sad to report that Eden here got the only A.
Jessica Spencer : That's not fair. She's the only one who was actually there.
Eden : [Everyone laugh as Eden chants] Hexum maleficium spiritum sanctum nostradumus!
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Long-haired Jock : Aren't you that chick who's having sex with that college guy?
Eden : [annoyed] NO.
Long-haired Jock : Wanna be?
Jessica (Clive) : She's not interested, so why don't you just back off?
Long-haired Jock : Oh, OK. GRANDPA. What are you, a pimp and these are your skank hoes!
[Jessica slaps him hard]
Long-haired Jock : You and me, right now, lets go.
Jessica (Clive) : Where are we going?
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Eden : Any sex with a leprachaun?
Jessica (Clive) : Not recently.
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Eden : It's a latin based form of witchcraft. It originated in Africa and eventually made it's way to Cuba and Brazil.
Lulu : Bianca!
Jessica (Clive) : I knew it.
Eden : Most of its rituals involve a chicken.
Hildenburg : That sounds delicious.
[everyone looks at her]
Hildenburg : Uh, I mean interesting.
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Eden : Thanks for sticking up for me, now go kick his ass.