Old School (2003)
Andy Dick: Barry - Oral Sex Instructor
Quotes
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Barry, Oral Sex Instructor : The secret to a good BJ is focus. I don't care if we're talking about your husband of 10 years or just some hot sailor you met at TJI Fridays a couple of months ago who never did call me back but did leave me with a little something called herpes... which I then gave to the dog. But that's neither here nor there. Grab your vegetables!
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Barry, Oral Sex Instructor : He left me with a little something called herpes. Which I then gave to the dog. But that's neither here nor there.
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Barry, Oral Sex Instructor : You know, when I get back there I'm going to show you something called crouching tiger, hidden penis.
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Garry : OkK ladies, the secret to a good BJ is focus. I don't care if we're talking about your husband of ten years or some hot sailor you met a TGI Fridays.
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Barry, Oral Sex Instructor : Oh, that's funny to you... 'cause you won't be laughing when somebody prematurely pops in your face. It's stings... and that is now why I have a lazy eye.
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Garry : Oh, that's funny to you? You won't be laughing when someone prematurely pops in your face. It stings. And that is now why I have a lazy eye.
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Garry : You can use a little teeth but we don't want to be a biter. Now, ladies, these carrots are not gonna ejaculate themselves. Get into it!
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Garry : Who's hungry? Who's hungry? Who's hungry?