Clone High (2002–2003)

Neil Flynn: Julius Caesar, Carl, Moses, Buddy Holly, E-CyboPooch, Gandhi's Foster Father, Glenn the Janitor, Pirate, Rich Man, Snowflake Jake, Tux Guy, Zoo Worker

Quotes 

• Glenn the Janitor : Hi, I'm Glenn. I'm the school janitor. Ponce was like a son to me, probably because he was my foster son. My dead foster son.

  [sob] 

  Glenn the Janitor : Son, I just want you to know...

  Scudworth : Oh janitor, some kid vomited in the hallway. Could you make with the sawdust and clean it up.

  Glenn the Janitor : Ah yeah, but I'm kinda giving my son's eulogy right now.

  Scudworth : Doo yeah. If you could just do it now. Your son will still be dead when you get back.

• Martin Luther King Jr. : I had a dream, a dream we had ham and cheese sandwiches for lunch. But Moses, you are shattering my dream.

  Moses : But Martin Luther King Jr., you know I'm a Jew, and also lactose intolerant.

• Snowflake Jake : Now, go empty me chum-bucket, it's startin' to smell like a day-old hooker.

  Joan of Arc : I hate you, you nasty crap-eating monkey.