The Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003)
Adam Lamberg: Gordo
Lizzie : Hey! You know this Paolo and Isabella CD isn't so bad. I mean if you're into the Alanis Morissette-y alternative, dark, like brooding, I-never-go-out-into-the-sunshine-and-my-life's-a-miserable-black-hole-of-depression kinda thing, then you'd think they stink. But I mean for a like driving-around-in-the-car-with-the-top-down-putting-on-your-lip-gloss-loving-life kinda thing, they're good! Here, listen...
[he leans close so they can share the headphones]
Gordo : Not bad. You use scented soap, huh?
Lizzie : What?
Gordo : Uh... n-never mind.
Matt McGuire : What is that?
Gordo : That is Miss Ungermeyer. Get on her good side, and it's your one-way ticket to an Ivy League School. But if you get on her bad side...
Janitor : [passing by with mop bucket] ... excuse me, gotta clean up some vomit.
Matt McGuire : You end up like that guy?
Gordo : You end up *working* for that guy.
Ethan : The sting.
Gordo : What sting?
Ethan : You want a little mano a mano?
Gordo : See, this is one of the reasons that me and you aren't friends. 'Cause I-I never have any idea what you're talking about.
Ethan : Ya, see. Some dudes get the approach. Others, the sting. That Italian dude? He's big-time approach.
Gordo : I actually feel my brain turning into goo.
Ethan : Embrace the sting. That's what you're vibin' here from Lizzie.
Gordo : Wait a minute. Now, you actually think that I'm jealous of Paolo.
Ethan : Word.
Gordo : [chuckling] Oh, no. No, see, that would mean that I like Lizzie as more than a friend.
Ethan : See? What do you mean you and I have trouble communicating, bro?
Gordo : [annoyed] You're wrong, man!
Isabella : [holding up a tabloid picture] Who is this girl? I've been on the island this whole time...
Gordo : [crawls underneath the mob] I can explain. That's my friend, Lizzie McGuire.
[He is dragged up to his feet by two security guards]
Isabella : [to security guards] Put him down, put him down.
[looks around, turns to Gordo]
Isabella : We need to talk... in private.
[pulls him away]