The Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003) Poster

Adam Lamberg: Gordo



  • Lizzie : Hey! You know this Paolo and Isabella CD isn't so bad. I mean if you're into the Alanis Morissette-y alternative, dark, like brooding, I-never-go-out-into-the-sunshine-and-my-life's-a-miserable-black-hole-of-depression kinda thing, then you'd think they stink. But I mean for a like driving-around-in-the-car-with-the-top-down-putting-on-your-lip-gloss-loving-life kinda thing, they're good! Here, listen...

    [he leans close so they can share the headphones] 

    Gordo : Not bad. You use scented soap, huh?

    Lizzie : What?

    Gordo : Uh... n-never mind.

  • Matt McGuire : What is that?

    Gordo : That is Miss Ungermeyer. Get on her good side, and it's your one-way ticket to an Ivy League School. But if you get on her bad side...

    Janitor : [passing by with mop bucket]  ... excuse me, gotta clean up some vomit.

    Matt McGuire : You end up like that guy?

    Gordo : You end up *working* for that guy.

  • [Lizzie and Gordo are at the Trevi Fountain in Rome where it is customary to make a wish] 

    Lizzie : Make a wish.

    Gordo : I'm in Rome with my best friend. I'm good.

  • Miss Ungermeyer : Gordon, you having a problem?

    Gordo : No, no... I-I just... I'm starting to agree with Ethan. I-I think we need to eat more spaghetti.

    Ethan : You're the man!

  • Gordo : Wow, evil and smart.

    Kate : Embrace it. Fear it.

  • Gordo : [Isabella stands opposite Lizzie, and Gordo is freaked out by the resemblance]  Freaky, huh?

    Lizzie : Way freaky!

    Isabella : [in her Italian accent]  Way, *way* freaky!

  • Ethan : The sting.

    Gordo : What sting?

    Ethan : You want a little mano a mano?

    Gordo : See, this is one of the reasons that me and you aren't friends. 'Cause I-I never have any idea what you're talking about.

    Ethan : Ya, see. Some dudes get the approach. Others, the sting. That Italian dude? He's big-time approach.

    Gordo : I actually feel my brain turning into goo.

    Ethan : Embrace the sting. That's what you're vibin' here from Lizzie.

    Gordo : Wait a minute. Now, you actually think that I'm jealous of Paolo.

    Ethan : Word.

    Gordo : [chuckling]  Oh, no. No, see, that would mean that I like Lizzie as more than a friend.

    Ethan : See? What do you mean you and I have trouble communicating, bro?

    Gordo : [annoyed]  You're wrong, man!

  • [at graduation] 

    Lizzie : Hey, Gordo! So, do I look okay?

    Gordo : Lizzie, I'm your guy best friend, you should really talk to Miranda about this stuff.

    Lizzie : But she's in Mexico City!

    Gordo : Yes, your blue robe looks way cooler than all the other girls'.

  • Lizzie : Gordo, when have you become an expert on Italian Award show thingies?

    Gordo : It's called common sense Lizzie. Which i happen to have a lot of to make up for my lack of "Slow curve".

    Kate Sanders : Slow curve?

    Gordo : Never mind.

  • Miss Ungermeyer : What's your name?

    Gordo : David Gordan.

    Miss Ungermeyer : David Gordan. I think that's Italian for 'sneaky little brown noser with a hidden agenda'.

  • Isabella : [holding up a tabloid picture]  Who is this girl? I've been on the island this whole time...

    Gordo : [crawls underneath the mob]  I can explain. That's my friend, Lizzie McGuire.

    [He is dragged up to his feet by two security guards] 

    Isabella : [to security guards]  Put him down, put him down.

    [looks around, turns to Gordo] 

    Isabella : We need to talk... in private.

    [pulls him away] 

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